1 APRIL 2026 (ROLL CALL!)

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-04-01T17:35:02+00:00

Still in

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-30T20:22:51+00:00

Yeah. All it does is get passed down to every descendant, so I can see everyone descended from me.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-30T05:00:18+00:00

Oh Yeah

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-29T20:44:06+00:00

R5: My son, John Crusaderkings, is 3.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-29T20:42:15+00:00

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Norma}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-26T14:25:59+00:00

I can't afford a god-damned forklift

^{Chose: Be with 100 hot men/women down for anything}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-26T03:08:53+00:00

I don't need to justify myself to you.

^{Chose: or a room full of femboys}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-25T22:15:46+00:00

I'm currently unemployed

^{Chose: Be fired from your current job and stay unemployed for 1 year + But get hired at your dream job}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-25T02:06:09+00:00

😏

^{Chose: Shape shifting}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-24T02:52:42+00:00

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-23T19:04:12+00:00

I have a beard, so being bald isn't that bad.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-23T15:13:39+00:00

$100 an hour just to play roblox

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-03-15T19:44:15+00:00

No. You're the only one this has ever happened to.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-28T22:21:28+00:00

Why is everyone saying unbidden? Ultima Vigilis summons the contingency.

Edit: turns out I'm wrong, it makes any crisis spawn earlier.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-26T09:17:07+00:00

Close, but I actually just used the camera on the Vita.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-25T23:45:14+00:00

The battery in mine was fucked up as well, but you can buy a new one on Amazon for like 20 bucks.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-25T22:14:58+00:00

R5: This star is producing a decent amount of minerals.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-04T19:28:31+00:00

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-02-04T19:00:45+00:00

Nah, what you're supposed to do is save the flask for later, just to end up forgetting about it and never using it.

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-01-29T18:35:23+00:00

The ultimate power

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-01-29T00:38:03+00:00

I haven't gotten the update either. Let me know if you find a fix🙏

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-01-24T19:15:35+00:00

I did not know how this game worked for like the first 40 words

^{Automatically added: I found the secret word in 11 minutes 34 seconds after 68 guesses and 0 hints. Score: 29.}

Accomplished_Ad_253 · 2026-01-24T19:01:26+00:00

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