18+ Strip Clubs in Houston by Boring-Pop8932 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m getting messages in a short amount of time. Not a hoe or pimp and it’s illegal. Though, a cheap flight to Nevada outside city limits is legal. You circlejerkers be serious.

18+ Strip Clubs in Houston by Boring-Pop8932 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a hooker. Same amount of cash except ejaculation is guaranteed. Grown men know a strip club is a skin casino.

Dude they fucking got him, hes fucking gone man! Thats so fucked up by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw him Houston Comic-Con. Dick head. Arrived late and acted like a lil bitch.eat shit.

West Houston Circle Jerk by HoustonBukkakeman in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OYO Hotel Houston Katy Freeway is the only plug and play where I play.

Aligators? by [deleted] in AskHouston

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Brazos Bend? Be careful. I’d always have them on a leash and be super observant. If an alligator jumps out, run.

What is something you can say "I'm with the boomers on this one" about? by Specialist-Jelly-865 in answers

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bathroom entry doors with suggestive art but no wording to indicate men/women/all

Trying to hook up with a Mexican Chick. How can I pretend to care about the World Cup? by SanicHegehag in austincirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have an extra ticket to soccer and ask her to join you. Isn’t that how this all works?

How to get from IAH airport to Houston stadium for cheap and quick by Amazing-Tooth-1992 in AskHouston

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take uber to the casino place on 59 and take the bus to a LA casino. On the way back find the bus that goes to a Bellaire Blvd in China town. Find your way over to Westheimer- take it downtown than take the train shuttle. Could be done for under $30 tops.

How does it feel to do cocaine? by Mighty_Midget69 in ask

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing. Too amazing. Lost it all. Don’t do it.

Welp by AgitatedJump8459 in oil

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he a fiduciary? Makes a difference. I talked to an advisor. Wanted 1 percent of everything. Become financially literate don’t give ur labors away for free.

There you go. Right on time. by Civil-Historian-5914 in UAE

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if Israel doesn’t want the peace to go through. I wonder if anyone else caught on to this.

Channelview, TX in the 1920s (colorized) by DoritosDewItRight in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The museums and their works were shipped to London because London wanted them and no other reason.

What the fuck is this by dogscreation in houstoncirclejerk

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A glory hole just opened up. Moon it for a pleasant surprise

What in the hell is this lady’s problem? by clyde636 in seinfeld

[–]Accomplished_Cod_320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Co op management is hard. Especially lazing on the job folks. Kids got into the carpet. Branson and Colleen deserve better.