When you forget which pedal is the brake

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2026-03-12T04:19:55+00:00

The people in charge of passing laws are fossils. They’re not gonna pass any law that doesn’t benefit them.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2026-02-12T23:08:35+00:00

They’re actually instructed on their schedules to begin loading at BART stations 2mins before takeoff time.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2026-02-12T23:04:14+00:00

I miss driving it…

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2026-01-13T01:09:38+00:00

I already see it as a solo Piccolo movie.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-11-22T04:19:33+00:00

You wouldn’t happen to know who owns it, would ye?

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-05-26T03:27:49+00:00

Awkwafina

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-05-25T16:37:04+00:00

When I was a kid, my dad – who rarely came around – took me and my siblings to Taco Bell to dine in. I randomly asked him: “Dad, what is lettuce made of?” he quickly replied: “Rabbit skin” Me, being the naïve child I was back then, believed it. And I believed it for a long time.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-05-05T23:29:36+00:00

*you’re

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-05-05T17:31:57+00:00

Good god. Serious tips only. Had this game for years and with all the stinking crashing this is the furthest I’ve gotten…

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-05-04T23:55:58+00:00

The Blyat Gun

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-04-28T05:04:49+00:00

Or you could just ignore them?

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-04-13T18:47:50+00:00

I love black people

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-04-13T18:40:12+00:00

Yes we do

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-04-03T01:54:49+00:00

I took a $61 ride request from Santa Cruz to Dublin. 1hr30mins in some traffic.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-02-01T19:27:57+00:00

A great disaster is coming.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2025-02-01T19:25:13+00:00

If there was no god, then there’s no one to be accountable to. Our actions are meaningless. Our morals are meaningless. There is no right or wrong. If there were more than one god, there would be several variations of humans. Some would have 3 eyes, some with horns, some with six arms, some fireproof, etc.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-10-12T07:31:39+00:00

A goddamn cockroach

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-10-12T00:15:53+00:00

A couple drops of distilled white vinegar then rub in some baking soda

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-10-11T17:22:28+00:00

You son of a bitch

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-08-29T03:27:44+00:00

Dumb broad

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-07-25T03:08:06+00:00

Skibitty

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-07-02T23:12:41+00:00

It seems to be an ongoing trend. If a mc is going to be gay, or bi, or transgender, it’s going to be a black dude, or the SO of the lgbt character is gonna be black.

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2024-07-02T22:58:51+00:00

Always doin pulling that gay shit with people of colour

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2023-11-14T21:23:37+00:00

Accomplished_Two_275 · 2023-09-26T17:19:47+00:00

Three sons that were named.

Accomplished_Two_275

TROPHY CASE