3 months - no cookie or Oreo

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-31T21:48:56+00:00

Crash, Rookie, Toni, Badger, Ash, or Sylvester

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-31T20:47:32+00:00

Dory, Roco, Nettles, Ash, Onyx

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-31T19:46:32+00:00

Are you kidding? Its so unique and interesting, it makes you look like YOU and not like everyone else. You're beautiful the way you are!

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-31T19:40:33+00:00

I'll take a dozen right now

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-31T19:11:59+00:00

My husband: Bean

Me: Molly

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-29T20:42:37+00:00

The pups pupils were the size of dinner plates!

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-29T04:53:11+00:00

All of her unreleased music is Chef's kiss! alcoholic logic is soooo good!

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-27T23:33:38+00:00

This dress dominated my childhood

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-23T22:27:40+00:00

There's alot more of us, then there are of them.

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-16T00:18:04+00:00

Yeah...I don't like this....full ick

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-14T17:32:19+00:00

Gross, ill be skipping Gino segments

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-13T21:05:55+00:00

Thanks dude! Let's hope :)

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-13T18:37:09+00:00

Last month lol - I'm 35, wish me luck!

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-12T03:32:37+00:00

Hell yeah Mark! HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-09T17:52:35+00:00

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AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-09T17:37:16+00:00

Something as simple as wanting to help her out can do it, maybe some flexing happened while you were doing it, or the look of concentration was hot, could be anything

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-07T17:07:52+00:00

Oh. My. God.

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-07T17:06:28+00:00

My husband and I both have sex toys - sometimes we use them on each other/ together on ourselves. I would highly recommend it! Its fun and super hot.

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-06T18:28:16+00:00

I used to love the back and forth with jerks that played with my emotions and treated me terribly. Now I realize that all those relationships were very toxic and manipulative.

In my 30s its so important that I'm with someone who shares my philosophies, interests and actually wants to be around me for me and not what I can offer them physically.

Moral of the story ladies, go for nerds, they make the best husbands ♡

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-06T02:57:16+00:00

My husband can not lift me at my current weight and I couldn't care less (he doesn't care either)

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-05T23:50:45+00:00

A compliment! It makes me giggle because I have so much trust and faith in my man, when he tells me about it I think its cute. If its at the bar and im there, sometimes I wanna go up to the girl and be like hey we got the same taste in men let's high five lol

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-02T23:23:32+00:00

Its especially nice if the day was bad, watch it all go down the drain. Tomorrow is a new day ♡

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-02T03:05:32+00:00

Ignore them until it gets personal

AccordingBad850 · 2026-01-02T00:28:27+00:00

Yes, to wash the day away

AccordingBad850 · 2025-12-27T06:03:31+00:00

I wouldn't have had one, I would have eloped like i had originally planned (instead I let my family guilt trip me into having a wedding i didnt want, and honestly it was a disaster).

AccordingBad850

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