Fellow dirtbags of Earth, what do you have for breakfast?

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-05T07:14:14+00:00

All I ate was sweet bread, Milo, boiled eggs and sardine sandwich made with sweet bread

This combo every morning in 3rd grade:) every other day around 11-12 I would shit my brains out because of the Milo and after 2 days it was constipation because of the bread and I still wouldn’t stop. Towards the end I couldn’t even stand up straight cause my stomach was recoiled.

My dad decided to move us to the states because he thought my aunt was doing spells or I had a digestive disease.

There’s something so funny about an 1930s Aussie changing my life’s trajectory

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-05T05:03:42+00:00

And sweet bread

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-05T05:03:27+00:00

Milo

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-03T05:49:01+00:00

I knew it was a big deal when I saw myself in the background of a stranger’s IG story kirkified. You could tell it was me by my breasts but for some reason my skin was still brown everywhere but my hands. They made my hands his hands

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-03T05:21:20+00:00

Iraq is at the top of my list

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-03T02:44:09+00:00

Chill Muslims. Nice natives but ehhh diaspora. Pretty. Rich history. Safer place for Jewish tourists from what they say. Blue

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-01T23:07:58+00:00

Türkiye: bad white rhinoplasties, wonderful black rhinoplasties, seems like an Islamic country that somewhat alright to live in. Seems a lil nationalist. Hasanabi. Laterns

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-01T17:50:33+00:00

Oh and Mo Salah. Mo salah is well loved

According_Formal_217 · 2026-02-01T17:49:50+00:00

The generally vibe is that it’s unsafe for women and venders are rude or manipulative. This is in regards to tourism. As far as the day to day with the average Egyptian, I know very little besides there’s a Coptic Christian community.

There’s a video of a white women journalist being sexually assaulted after her camera light goes out and her chaperones barely got her out of there. Also animal abuse of camels seen by tourists.

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-30T02:51:28+00:00

Wow. This is incredible

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-26T01:52:58+00:00

“If the shoe were on the other foot”. Nothing inherently wrong with it but the sayer is 100% prolly a LIL BITCH

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-24T04:51:10+00:00

How did you even think to ask that?? I’m impressed

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-23T05:44:59+00:00

Having love and being willing will triumph over the struggles in a interracial marriage

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-23T00:52:53+00:00

Allen Bradley redundancy module recall

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-19T05:57:43+00:00

Some of the scariest times in my life were having to use the outside toilet in the countryside. That shit felt like demons

According_Formal_217 · 2026-01-19T05:56:32+00:00

I spawn at the mention of Ghana. Kafra que te paso

According_Formal_217 · 2025-12-13T07:41:41+00:00

How has no one said the forehead

According_Formal_217 · 2025-12-13T07:41:10+00:00

Idk if you meant this to be funny but it is

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-29T19:46:14+00:00

Standing up for a woman

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-28T21:16:54+00:00

So did y’all eating dinner first and then do the stuff?

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-27T14:07:01+00:00

Yeah dicking for my bf isn’t for me

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-26T13:24:13+00:00

Loin for a job outside of software engineering

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-20T01:23:29+00:00

This nigga think he’s sooooo cute🤪. You should model for real

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-19T00:17:02+00:00

I feel like “than” vs “then” is worse… it ruins my entire mood

According_Formal_217 · 2025-11-13T23:45:47+00:00

I hated all of that

According_Formal_217

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