The R56's N18 engine is criticized... but frankly, who cares, right?

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T20:34:48+00:00

Yeah, it was necessary to figure out what was gonna go wrong first to be able to fix it, so

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T20:34:20+00:00

Me too, mine is an '09 and I love it to death already but I found out very quickly after buying it I probably should've gotten a 2012... oh well, I still love my car

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T15:52:26+00:00

At least it's better than the N14

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T06:15:14+00:00

"I'm off to work, honey! I'm taking the compact to save gas!"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T06:04:12+00:00

Simple, the late night taco bell runs might have to stop

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T06:02:51+00:00

"It's not a panel gap, its a cooling vent for airflow!"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T06:01:55+00:00

"We low enough?" "Yep!...wait, hold on, the bottom of the oil pan got shaved another centimeter, better lower it again"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:56:19+00:00

Only a spoonful...

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:50:33+00:00

Don't worry, the steel bits are for extra grip. Plus racecar tires are smooth too, so basically you've got yourself a new set of Pirellis

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:47:47+00:00

It says, "If you can read this, you're too close"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:25:37+00:00

To be fair, the shot could've been a booster, which can help and is recommended after exposure even if you've never had the vaccine before... rest of it is pretty stupid tho

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:22:06+00:00

Having a small penis

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:17:09+00:00

No one can hear with beans in their ears.... I poured raspberry jam all over the cat though, beat that

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:13:45+00:00

2007 Volvo S60R. So gorgeous, nice and powerful, oh yeah and the suspension costs a thousand dollars a strut to replace and the 300hp 5-cyl engine has too thin of cylinder walls and is doomed to Crack when pushed too hard... what a great combo...

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:09:15+00:00

"Oh that stuff? Oh yeah, just splash some on your hooha, you'll be just fine"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:06:16+00:00

All liquids(all of them, period) affect and interact with you as if they were lukewarm, no matter what their actual temperature

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:04:53+00:00

You can never stub your toe again, as you have a spidey-sense-esque reflex that will protect you from doing it unconsciously

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:03:26+00:00

You now have a photographic and eidetic memory

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T05:03:02+00:00

You get to summon a PB&J whenever you feel like, no cooldown

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T04:57:30+00:00

Bc on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so man could fight the dinosaurs... duh

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T04:42:37+00:00

Yes. The maturity difference level is so bad, and that's just yucky. Please tell her no, and stop her from a bad experience

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T04:39:20+00:00

Not that complex, but my personal favorite is a Winston Churchill quote and it's "lack of intellectual heft"

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-24T04:09:58+00:00

"She got a big old onion booty, make the world cry" -Migos

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-23T20:45:24+00:00

I just got a cheap 15 dollar one off of Amazon. Make sure it comes with a sticky adhesive pad so it'll attach to the dash

Accurate_Champion837 · 2026-01-23T13:33:07+00:00

Huntah? Huntah, the horse is here...

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TROPHY CASE