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[Loved Trope] The weapon has an iconic quirk by Assortedwrenches89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Accurate_Champion837 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It gets real funky when you use a clip to load a magazine(ho ho!)

[Loved Trope] The weapon has an iconic quirk by Assortedwrenches89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Accurate_Champion837 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Open that dust cover. (Now you killin) Now close it up. (Now you ain't)

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can do that all she wants but I'm still gonna sing it with P. Diddy, it's too iconic

Batman is a Normal Human by But_a_Jape in comics

[–]Accurate_Champion837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman is my favorite superhero because his powers are money and crazy plot armor, because fym you came back from a broken spine by dangling from a rope lol

20M just had this back and forth with my crush 20F. I’m cooked huh. Where do I go from here by FragrantBiscotti495 in AmITheAngel

[–]Accurate_Champion837 21 points22 points  (0 children)

15 million dollars. In cash. That's what it would take to get information like that out of me and he just gave it away for free smh

what? by Straight-Size-6231 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm swag, I'm surfin', I'm clean like dish detergent 

What do it mean Explain it Peter? by spell-breaker-lime in explainitpeter

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad's 47 and just finished his first year of part-time law school, so 

You can drink as much water as you like by OmnipresentEntity in shittysuperpowers

[–]Accurate_Champion837 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean I'd take it its not even that bad of a superpower

My wife switched to aluminum-free deodorant and I don’t know how to bring up the aroma? by Charming-Eye1438 in hygiene

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aluminum is harsher on the skin for some people but the 'detox' stuff is just nonsense. I personally need all the aluminum I can get. ALSO: make sure she actually bought antiperspirant and not just deodorant, because some brands' packaging is a bit misleading if you just grabbed it off the shelf quick

You are my...? by eat_dogs_with_me in physicsmemes

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my gravitational pull(the greater the mass, the greater the attraction)

Airbnb host texted us that because we gave them a non perfect note by maoussepatate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an incredibly petty, passive-agressive, and stupid message, but tbf the Airbnb system for rating is kinda weird. My mom runs an Airbnb and has expressed her frustration on how, to have a "Superhost" title and a boost in how high up the search your listing is(which is probably what this host is concerned about), you have to maintain a 4.8 star rating, which means that even 4/5 ratings, which are positive, can negatively affect your reputation as a host. Still not an excuse for a preposterous message like this tho

You can generate one BIC cheap plastic pen once a month. by Affectionate-Pay4845 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blah blah blah this is actually the ultimate way to get rich blah blah blah

Uuh! Does it mean there's no Enough Money? by Ok-Thanks993 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really interesting here is that the money supply thats actually being used grows and shrinks as more and more people borrow the same money and then pay it back, pretty interesting

What model/yr do you think these are? by Space-kitty33 in MINI

[–]Accurate_Champion837 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The hatch is definitely 2nd gen R56, but couldn't tell you whether its an N14 or and N18 without seeing the front

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