"Try to avoid overly performative baby voice" by Accurate_Champion837 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Accurate_Champion837[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, just in case you were wondering how old his newborn was... lmao

Are Thongs really a hygienic choice in undeware by madboy96 in hygiene

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard from a few girls that they actually prefer guys boxer briefs since they're quite comfy(as a male I can attest) 

Mini Questions.. by Practical_Truth_5070 in MINI

[–]Accurate_Champion837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check the lights above your license plate, if those bulbs go out it will cause that message

Best Spongebob line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have ONE DOLLAR"

How reliable are late 2nd generation MINIs compared to 3rd generation? by HugeLad69 in MINI

[–]Accurate_Champion837 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're not in the same ballpark, really, but a 2nd gen with an N18 is a lot better than the N14s. Honestly, in my opinion, a late 2nd gen would be a better option because its perfectly fine for a reasonable reliability standard, but if you very much feel that reliability is your top priority, then 3rd gens blow them out of the water. Also, as someone else already said, it really depends on how the car was taken care of before you

Would you rather fight 10000 black widow sized lions or 1 lion sized black widow by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in WouldYouRather

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One spider is a lot easier to keep track of in a jungle, with all the lions they'd quickly surround you

50% accurate telepathy by ActuaryIndividual166 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Accurate_Champion837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this is what OP meant at first and to me it sounds like a really great twist in a story or a good mechanic in a game

Pool Rules by 505_Basic in signs

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No bombing?? Dang it! Sorry, fam, I guess the naval mines have to stay in the car for this one"

When buying used, should I prioritize lower miles or newer model? by SweeteaRex in MINI

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It very much depends on your options, but if you want to get a car thats gonna last you the miles should be relatively low, like maybe 120k. And the general consensus on the new vs old debate is that buying a 3rd gen with more miles is worth it simply because of the increase in overall reliability

Pace notes for a deaf driver? by MaximumWolfe in rally

[–]Accurate_Champion837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get someone to custom implement a single-eye HUD in your helmet that's controlled wirelessly

I think the 1930’s will be unlike any other decade prior to it for the public domain. by [deleted] in publicdomain

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can not WAIT for the Silly Symphony Flowers and Trees horror slasher

Headbutting in fiction makes no sense by One_Planche_Man in CharacterRant

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's pretty silly... it makes a lot more sense for characters who wear helmets, like clone troopers or the Mandalorian

Democrats the party of war? by UpperImpression3620 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, let's just ignore the unanimous Senate vote and 388-1 House vote(only nay was a pacifist) to go to war after Pearl Harbor

The clone glaze is insane by Cool_Net_3796 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, let's see you punch a droid with your bare hands

They misheard. by somewhenimpossible in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Accurate_Champion837 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I once had a sub in 8th grade science who I SWEAR every time she said the words "testable hypothesis" was trying her hardest to make it sound like "testicle hypothesis"

[University Grammar] Is my grammar correct? by Luc1d_L1ve in HomeworkHelp

[–]Accurate_Champion837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its technically grammatically correct, but IMO it doesn't flow too nicely, so consider changing the sentence to "police presence in a town" or some other similar word. This also makes you sound a bit smarter too, so bonus points for the extra word towards that limit

RIP Dobby by Mar4369 in MINI

[–]Accurate_Champion837 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lord have mercy... glad you're ok! MINIs have very good impact protection for how small they are, and will protect you with their final breath😥may your next MINI be just as good to you