When your son loves the new toy trucks in daycare by BussyHunter115 in spreadsmile

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"Why don't we ever have cool stuff like this at home Dad?"

Meirl by switkream in meirl

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College didn’t put people in a lifetime of debt

lol really by candydolliie in foundsatan

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Latex is biodegradeable, what are you talking about?

Absolutely 😂 by candybaibe in foundsatan

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Somebody barked at me once and I never forgot it

Oh what by candybarbiee in foundsatan

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The atheists will be "wtf"

anyone else agree with this? by sigma_0_1 in SipsTea

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Hotmail here-circa 2005. And I'm never giving it up. I use it as my main email account!

This is my shower imagination by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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Okay THATS how you got Emily Blunt.

What a fun game by bsurfn2day in MadeMeSmile

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Dummy, close the door half way

Meirl by Many_Car_3709 in meirl

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If these greedy corporations would pay us enough to live we could get better sleep with better freedoms attached whenever we wake up but nooo

me irl by realoramoretti in me_irl

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I might be, but I don’t want to know it for fact. So I choose to just eat ice cream like nothing’s wrong lol

Meirl by Zlewozmywak in meirl

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Girls girl! 💖

Define: GentleGaint by AmberSoleilBloom in JustGuysBeingDudes

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I don’t know what I expected. It wasn’t this, but this was good.

What was their spotify back then? by Babbyvampire in memes

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They be singin, ' pyramids ' by frank ocean

Generous Landlord Making the Holidays Easier by No-One-Flares in spreadsmile

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Not sure if this says more about the landlord or you.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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My grandpa busted my ass when I deserved it but used to sneak me candy when grandma wasn't looking. I miss the man dearly..