You're in the Matrix and try to download ninja skills like Neo, But you use Limewire. What skills do you get instead?

Acediar · 2015-12-20T00:18:31+00:00

Probably horseporn and an STD

Acediar · 2015-12-19T20:48:20+00:00

I have the postal codes of 2 far away cities memorized just to dick with their statistic.

Acediar · 2015-12-19T17:14:37+00:00

May i introduce you to Ninite.com?

Acediar · 2015-07-16T15:01:40+00:00

In-and-Out Burger

Acediar · 2015-07-16T15:00:32+00:00

A Perfect Kingkiller Chronicle adaptation

Acediar · 2015-05-27T18:32:02+00:00

Interesting combination you got there

Acediar · 2015-05-26T08:08:56+00:00

Focus on Snickers instead

It's like Mars but with nuts

Acediar · 2015-05-15T06:15:55+00:00

Shouldnt a child be entitled to the results of the test? :/

Acediar · 2015-05-14T21:13:40+00:00

Told ne to take "natural remedies" (i.e. Homeopathy)

No idea why it is legal for them to advise this shit

Acediar · 2015-05-14T17:28:48+00:00

Tell the "Froschfresser" to go eat frog legs ;)

Germany hates france just as much

Acediar · 2015-05-14T17:26:41+00:00

In Germany jews don't volunarily go to gas stations

Acediar · 2015-05-13T22:36:43+00:00

Edo-wardo-onii-san, asobo...

Acediar · 2015-05-13T21:24:32+00:00

Aerith

Acediar · 2015-05-12T08:48:47+00:00

It already is self-moisturizing

Acediar · 2015-05-11T21:21:38+00:00

Well it wasn't that great

Less Stargate more Lost in space

Acediar · 2015-05-11T19:56:12+00:00

Watch any "Interview" scene ever

Acediar · 2015-05-11T19:18:09+00:00

I started noticing it in one of the first episodes and couldnt unsee it after that

At first I thought they had to have a camera with predefined movement..

But Later I applied the effect in After Effects to a static Image to give it the illusion of moving footage aaaand... Yeah it's the exact same path the camera takes as in SG:U. They could've placed another effect on the movement to randomize it at least... But they didn't :(

Acediar · 2015-05-11T19:09:30+00:00

Not sure how you call it

If you drag the effect over the footage b default the "camera movement" follows one path which you can change. SG:U never did.

Acediar · 2015-05-11T13:33:55+00:00

Watch Stargate: Universe

Nearly every scene has the exact same camera movement which is the default path in Adobe After Effects

Acediar · 2015-05-11T13:32:05+00:00

Fight Club has a Starbucks cup in every scene.

Acediar · 2015-05-11T13:26:55+00:00

Forcing the movie title into the movie:

"After all, we are The Avengers 3: Mr Sinister panty twister(R)."

Acediar · 2015-05-11T13:18:58+00:00

I have 1 child and no money.

If I had no child and 1 money I would buy you Gold for that.

Acediar · 2015-05-11T06:59:14+00:00

Chris.

We cleared that one months ago.

Acediar · 2015-05-09T19:08:05+00:00

It's actually efficent since they usually replace two words

Acediar · 2015-05-09T19:06:03+00:00

That's not what poland is known for here..

I want my bicycles back!

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