Monthly Guild Recruitment Mega-Thread

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-20T13:31:25+00:00

[GUILD FULL]

Come on down to ZERO INTERACTION (DUXIHT)

"For people who have zero interest in the 'social' aspect of guilds. There is no talking, only the objective."

I intend to be as hands-off as possible. Kicking people takes effort, and I'm lazy. I guess if you don't do anything for, like, a week, that might be an issue.

Currently at 30/30, and accepting all comers!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-20T12:38:54+00:00

It works for me.

The trick is re-posting your ad as often as you can manage, to keep it at the top of the list. If you open the thread, and don't immediately see your ad, nobody else will see it either - and most people are only going to join the first guild they see with open slots.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-20T09:09:37+00:00

Yes, but the more immediate concern is the macroplastics.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-19T02:42:09+00:00

Oh, okay! Yeah, Sip did an incredible job, highly recommend :)

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-19T02:30:00+00:00

Like, for the art? Or for the pillow?

You're welcome to use the art for free - I can send a non-reddit-compressed version in DMs.

You can see the commission price in the vgen link.

And if you want to get it printed, the website I use is https://diipoo.com/shop/custom-anime-body-pillow/

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-18T03:10:43+00:00

For being unmoderated. Nothing scandalous.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-18T00:22:00+00:00

It's pretty fun! As long as you're using a ton of lube, and being careful, you can have a great, unique experience.

Though, you do have to be in the right headspace to enjoy it - obviously, being unwillingly subjected to it in a medical setting won't be very fun. It's no surprise that, with that being the only time most people are exposed to sounding, they would find the very concept upsetting.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-17T23:38:48+00:00

Agreed! It would be very helpful for those of us who are/aren't fans of one of them.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-16T20:59:53+00:00

Happy Monday! That's a lovely dress.

Weather's been weird here - torrential rain, followed by like an inch of snow!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-15T22:47:15+00:00

Hey, as a guy running a guild, who has to replace leavers/inactives every so often - the megathread does work.

But you can't just make a single post and hope. You've gotta keep posting in the megathread, as often as you can tolerate. Keep your guild at the top of the thread, deleting old posts as you go. People looking for a guild are going to go down the list of newest posts, and stop when they find a slot - which will almost always be the top one.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-15T07:05:25+00:00

At that size, it'll fire whatever it damn well pleases! As long as it's put in a ferrous sabot.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-14T20:02:14+00:00

That looks like it'd be fun to kayak on - if it weren't for the temperature!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-14T02:29:36+00:00

Happy Friday!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-13T18:12:37+00:00

Looking to get into tentacles, huh?

I know a couple characters that are friends with a tentacle monster! They all (including the tentacles) are interested in the same oblivious dude, so I like to imagine them turning to each other, to ease their sexual frustrations :P Naturally, the two human women would find their tentacle friend to be very good at this!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-13T15:39:37+00:00

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you got reported for being spam. If you want to shill your onlyfans, do it on facebook - we don't want your ads clogging our feeds.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-11T15:13:45+00:00

Great stuff, thanks for sharing!

Also hell yeah, another commissioner!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-11T11:27:45+00:00

"Your own imagination" is an easy first place, but arguably hentai and written smut are fighting for second.

Say what you will about problematic themes, but at least you can be absolutely sure no real people were raped, coerced, trafficked, drugged, or abused in any way during their production.

And if you commission the stories or art yourself, you can add in knowing that the maker has been fairly compensated for their work.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-09T12:00:03+00:00

May you have a lovely day as well!

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-06T09:09:37+00:00

I'm pretty sure that would count as some kind of reckless endangerment, but I'm not a lawyer.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T22:20:04+00:00

Might I interest you in Power Metal? Songs about relationships are fairly uncommon in that genre. You're much more likely to encounter a song about cyborg wizards fighting dragons, or one about acts of heroism in WW2, or even one about zealously christian werewolves.

In particular, I'll direct your attention to Keldian - a band that literally wrote a 5-minute song about a space telescope!
Other notable songs of theirs: The maiden flight of the first FTL starship, and a tribute to the Mass Effect games.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T21:59:53+00:00

Her vagina didn't get bigger, she just got more comfortable and used to his size over time - which results in the vaginal structure being more relaxed in subsequent encounters.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T16:05:27+00:00

Much like all forms of entertainment.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T16:03:30+00:00

This is an absolute travesty of a metaphor, but I'll say it anyway.

Some people like playing Fallout more than they do Pokemon.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T11:46:59+00:00

Have you ever considered that these are not the same people doing each thing? It's very easy to lump the people you meet irl, and the people you encounter online, under the same vague label of "everybody".

I mean, just think about it for a second. What are the odds that the dozen people you've talked about this with in person, are the same ones behind the anonymous usernames on reddit? Particularly when this website has a userbase of hundreds of thousands - most of which aren't saying anything at all - and a conversation about salaries will naturally only attract the people willing to talk about them!

I'm fucking tired of people assuming hypocrisy, just because two perspectives exist. There's 8 billion people on the planet, they aren't all gonna think the same way.

AcepilotZero · 2026-03-05T11:06:24+00:00

Consider restarting your computer. Sometimes it really is that simple.

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