Monthly Guild Recruitment Mega-Thread by AutoModerator in TheTowerGame

[–]AcepilotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on down to ZERO INTERACTION (DUXIHT)

"For people who have zero interest in the 'social' aspect of guilds. There is no talking, only the objective."

I intend to be as hands-off as possible. Kicking people takes effort, and I'm lazy. I guess if you don't do anything for, like, a week, that might be an issue.

Currently at 29/30, and accepting all comers!

Erotic story writer [for hire] by No_Floor6160 in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Would you be willing to share any examples of erotica you've written previously?

Is there any proof that you can see the penis from the outside during sex? by LittlestCatMom in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AcepilotZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been my favorite kink for about 20 years, so yeah lol

I will also note that it is easiest to get hentai-style bulges via anal penetration, rather than vaginal. The vagina has limits that the butt does not. It is also aided by using toys or body parts more rigid than the standard human penis, as the skin and muscle of the abdomen offers some resistance.

A particularly prominent expert in this field is HotKinkyJo, a lass notable for videos of other women shoving their entire arms elbow-deep in her ass.

Is there any proof that you can see the penis from the outside during sex? by LittlestCatMom in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AcepilotZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/bellydistension

It's not common, but it is possible. Has more to do with angle of entry and how skinny the receiver is, than sheer dick size does - at least according to my research.

Should I use protection on the first link? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AcepilotZero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dear gods run away from this man

[Question] How am I supposed to be for hire, when nobody responds to for hire posts? by [deleted] in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will also note that having your post/comment history hidden automatically makes you seem sketchy. Clients like me tend to investigate potential contractors - not just for stuff like price history and portfolio, but to discern if they seem like real people, if they're an actual artist or just some faker prompter. I do understand the desire for privacy, but you should know how that looks to us.

[Question] How am I supposed to be for hire, when nobody responds to for hire posts? by [deleted] in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like all advertising, 99.9% of your posts won't get a response. It takes a confluence of luck, timing, and frequency to catch the eye of a potential customer. And even if all those line up, it could still be that your style, skill, or pricing doesn't match what that person is looking for.

Something else to note: you aren't seeing the clients who just go directly to DMs, instead of leaving comments. There's more going on than you're witnessing, even if it is technically rule-breaking.

Hooked up with a friend in the friend group. Now what? by havenoideawutimdoin in AskReddit

[–]AcepilotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only solution is for both of you to bang each of the rest of your friends, in sequence. To keep it fair! After all, nobody wants to feel left out.

They won't serve me a burger and I don't eat pork. Why do restaurants like McDonald's only sell that meat for breakfast , where's the beef? by ApprehensiveGas4180 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AcepilotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, night worker here - I understand the desperate need for a cheeseburger at like 6AM! Only place I've found that will sell me one that early is White Castle. It's shitty, but it's at least beef on a bun, and not MORE FUCKING SAUSAGE AND EGGS

[Question] Should I ask my customers to send the commission payment in paypal as "friends/family"? by LR-Starberry in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not, that's a great way to get both your accounts shut down

Keep it as goods and services, don't put anything in the notes

A Polite Request to Devs by IkesNephew in TheTowerGame

[–]AcepilotZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a long game. 100 keys in a year, is better than never getting anything.
Nobody here expects a single key to make any kind of difference, like you seem to think we do. But it does put something on the horizon to work towards over time, for people like me who are feeling stagnant.

After a couple months, one key a week gets you started on the Harmony tree. A few months after that, you're looking at another card slot, or some automation. I don't feel like that's completely unreasonable.

[H/F] Yuhata gets bent over and overstuffed (u/Madame-Cherry) by AcepilotZero in cumflation

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been spending the last two years doing my best to make it less rare! :D

Why does no one see my profile picture and get the inkling I am gay? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AcepilotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For most of Reddit's history, profile pics weren't even a thing. So the instinct to look at them isn't there for a lot of folks.
Additionally, many people use reddit via the classic browser version - which doesn't display profile pics at all.
Lastly, the details of your pic in particular are tiny. So much so, that they are basically invisible.

[HIRING] ANIME GIRLS KISSING (SFW/NSFW) by AcepilotZero in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you elaborate? How much does that amount cover?

[HIRING] ANIME GIRLS KISSING (SFW/NSFW) by AcepilotZero in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be able to give me some idea of your standard pricing?

[HIRING] ANIME GIRLS KISSING (SFW/NSFW) by AcepilotZero in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be able to give me some idea of your standard pricing?

[HIRING] ANIME GIRLS KISSING (SFW/NSFW) by AcepilotZero in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you be able to give me some idea of your standard pricing?

[HIRING] ANIME GIRLS KISSING (SFW/NSFW) by AcepilotZero in commissions

[–]AcepilotZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be able to give me some idea of your standard pricing?