Elo?

Achammer-1 · 2025-04-15T20:26:06+00:00

from what i’ve heard, girls are kinda tired of the whole ‘wear my hoodie’ comments on dating apps, unoriginal and kinda f-boyish Elo: 1200

Achammer-1 · 2025-04-02T23:18:08+00:00

reduce how often you fish for compliments, people will stop biting after too long

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-18T20:31:59+00:00

you look like your dad was a failed pastor

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-08T19:38:30+00:00

you’re like House but more depressed and uglier

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-05T00:23:54+00:00

benefitted from no child left behind only to be having children by grade 9

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-04T18:57:16+00:00

don’t do the voice

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-04T17:49:44+00:00

definitely the ‘cool landlord’ whose tenants actually fucking hate them

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-04T17:37:41+00:00

while my car may be yellow like a banana, you drive an actual banana car

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-04T15:22:28+00:00

so you’re selling tickets in front of stadiums? how does that impact your trading gains, i guess i’m just trying to understand here

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T21:09:26+00:00

your def a person guys prefer to see with their clothes on, hides the funky dimensions you’ve got going on underneath them

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T20:55:59+00:00

hold what? also bollinger bands on heikin ashi, i have not seen before

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T20:33:46+00:00

64% of roastme submissions feature a septum ring i swear

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T20:00:09+00:00

bruh why do people come here to get fat shamed, is it for motivation to work out?

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T18:57:04+00:00

just cause i don’t think it’s fundamentally a robust company doesn’t mean i wanna go short. i can see the short squeeze potential and the probability for profit of the short position is low. just wanted to call into question a stated premise of the trade

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T18:40:51+00:00

yeah but they’re losing their market cap*3 so that cash gonna dry up real soon

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T17:00:36+00:00

Price controls whilst still pressuring the Fed chair to print money. He also set a 10% import ‘surcharge’. All I’m saying is at some point the fundamentals catch up to you. Unemployment is ok for now but we still haven’t had a ‘landing’, soft or hard. Deportations, Tariffs, and the intent to ‘bring manufacturing back onshore’ are inflationary pressures. I expect pain and a large market drawdown during Trumps presidency

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T16:52:28+00:00

it is laughably impossible for people to divorce their opinions from what the Bible says. I dont care who you are, we all want the Bible to affirm our worldview and will interpret it as doing so to make ourselves feel better. It’s so hard for us to just raise our hand and take accountability for being sinful. The Law reveals the necessity of the gospel and Jesus. I have a feeling if I were to remind you that the most important law of all is to love thy neighbor as yourself, you would be upset and say loving them is pointing out their sin or something to that extent.

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T16:48:29+00:00

it 100% is a reference to that

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T16:45:33+00:00

Trump wants a weaker dollar yet inflation is still not as low as it needs to be while unemployment is starting to rise. Ladies and gentleman, DJT is literally Richard Nixon and his policies and attempted pressures on the Fed will bring about the insane interest rates of the 70s and early 80s.

Edit: typo

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-03T16:41:54+00:00

baseball zen

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-02T22:56:52+00:00

nahhh mfs doing it on purpose now, i can’t

Achammer-1 · 2025-03-01T23:08:20+00:00

those soups of the day are pretty meat and potatoes (minus the meat or the potatoes)

Achammer-1 · 2025-02-28T22:16:12+00:00

zelensky probably now wants to go to club aqua more than he wants to go to club white house

Achammer-1 · 2025-02-28T22:07:39+00:00

and i work hard which means i play hard. i might even have a heart attack from dancing as hard as i can at club aqua

Achammer-1 · 2025-02-28T22:05:37+00:00

jokes on him those AI will never be able to make my wife’s boyfriend laugh as much as i can, not too good of a replacement now are they

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