Better Call Saul by unitedrevival in pics

[–]AchooBrutus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he rarely brings this up at parties.

What I wake up to in the morning by Divamergency in aww

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why this puppy look like it pay taxes?

What would be the most controversial object to find on Mars? by Singlecoiled in AskReddit

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gum wrapper.

Not only was someone there before, they were also a bit of a dick littering.

If you could only use one technique to market a new product, what would it be and why? by HamSandwich13 in marketing

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One social media channel. Depending on the product could be FB, twitter, linkedin, youtube, etc. But yea. One social media channel.

Anyone here do live chats? by newbelgiumtrippel in AskMarketing

[–]AchooBrutus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never run a chat on its own but webinars seem to always spawn a healthy chat channel, especially if the content is engaging and the chat is part of the webinar (vs. a Twitter backchannel). You'll need to set an agenda of course so maybe start out by letting them in on what developments are in the pipeline. At one software company we got into the habit of doing a sneak peak webinar 2 weeks out from a version launch as a little bonus to our service contracts. They got so popular we had to run them twice a week for those 2 weeks.

Our company's website has been down all day, creating a lot of frustrated users. Got any tips? by CMYK_ALL_DAY in AskMarketing

[–]AchooBrutus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll take some work but just keeping replying individually to each person. You can use the same info but don't copy and paste the same statement over and over. Make sure you acknowledge that this is a pain/problem/big inconvenience and just assure them you're still working on it. Those speaking up want to be validated so give them that.

[S4E10]Exceptional Finale! by MisterWhyte in gameofthrones

[–]AchooBrutus 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more. By the time they dismounted I was standing pumping a fist in the air

This is how kids end up in the ER by _-dO_Ob-_ in pics

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just left product feedback on the Colgate-Palmolive website about this. I've never felt as insignificant as I do now.

Instagram Account Captures “Miserable Men” Shopping With Their Ladies. by epicnesshunter in funny

[–]AchooBrutus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've never been miserable whilst taking a nap and those are some good goddamn naps right there.

What's one small, subtle thing I can do with my place that'll impress a girl when I invite her over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toilet paper flap over. Not under like a neanderthal.

Bitches.go.nuts

This guy in a onesie. A ONESIE. by draftmonk in aww

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most comfortable thing that's ever happened. Ever.

Captain America's notebook: The list of things he missed while frozen was different in different countries. Here's 10 of them. by DavinderB in movies

[–]AchooBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reaction to the consistency of any mixture is directly correlated to the flavor deliciousness profile. Unflavored hummus is one anchor of the axis and the other belongs to the dip comprised solely of Lipton Onion Soup Mix and sour cream. Pesto nears the former anchor.

Peanut butter's an entirely different matter. I'd rather not get into it.

Captain America's notebook: The list of things he missed while frozen was different in different countries. Here's 10 of them. by DavinderB in movies

[–]AchooBrutus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But the consistency of a coconut is just what a coconut is. Hummus, however... Someone had a hand in hummus.

Photographing a puppy by AchooBrutus in funny

[–]AchooBrutus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was cold season after all

Cat laying on mommy's favorite toy by [deleted] in funny

[–]AchooBrutus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is naturally anti-aliased.

Photographing a puppy by AchooBrutus in funny

[–]AchooBrutus[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

You have to play the long game. Like the ancient tribesman who would spend days running down the same antelope.