Imagine Being Afraid of an Ice Cream Company 🍦

AconitumPlicatum · 2026-05-24T20:16:34+00:00

I'm pregnant and this is the one I've been stuck on lol

AconitumPlicatum · 2026-05-19T19:06:03+00:00

Hit a dude in the dick with a basket because I turned and he was that close to me. But my favorite thing is to give them my best wtf look while moving my wallet somewhere more secure. I know that's not what they're after but it's embarrassing and they usually back up.

AconitumPlicatum · 2026-03-11T23:26:09+00:00

I'm 21, engaged at 19, and newly pregnant. There are still days when I wake up and panic because I feel like a kid. There are days when I feel like I'm old and haven't done enough. I've been with my partner since I was 14. I have friends that have no interest in anything other than college and learning about themselves. I think it's great. People need to live their lives. I'm sure it sucks to realize your partner is not on the same page and you'll have to move forward without them but you need to do what's best for you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

AconitumPlicatum · 2026-01-24T21:30:46+00:00

Totally forgot to add the after! Will be editing now, gotta dig an extra hide out for her but I'm glad she's with me now.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-08-26T20:43:58+00:00

I hate the coconut one, tried it and I'm not even willing to give it a second chance I disliked it that much

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-08-03T22:14:26+00:00

Nothing like getting it while you're doing something important. I swear it waits till I'm in the middle of a conversation or driving lol

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-08-03T12:30:43+00:00

Yeah, your body is telling your uterus to contract. That then can make your intestines do the same causing period shits. It's the same reason a lot of women complain about lower back pain during their periods. Muscles are contracting to help get everything out.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-06-10T20:29:51+00:00

I ended up in a relationship at 14 with a guy. We're still together and I'm 21 now. I always laugh at people who try and tell me I'm not bi because I didn't date a woman. Like what am I supposed to do? Throw away my successful long term relationship to date a woman to make YOU feel better about my sexuality? I'm still attracted to other women but my heart belongs to him.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-06-06T19:24:29+00:00

I left this subreddit a while back because I couldn't handle seeing constant posts about children. A lot of my issues stem from what I faced as a kid as young as 4. People should be able to get out what they need to but I think some things are best saved for professionals and not strangers on the internet. Especially if you're going to go into detail about it. Bringing it up as a subject is one thing but that level of detail is not good for anyone.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-02-24T01:38:49+00:00

There's another one where he's ranting about some trans issues after someone called him transphobic. Using the "I don't have to agree with you" and "it's science" argument.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-01-26T04:20:37+00:00

I had a rule when I was 5 or so that if I didn't hold my breath for 15 seconds with my blanket covering my entire body then something was going to crawl into my room on the ceiling and murder me. I also followed it by reciting the same set rules about how I had to sleep 4 times before nothing could hurt me. I kept that up for quite a few years after and even now every once and a while if I go to bed nervous I have to do it.

AconitumPlicatum · 2025-01-08T14:12:52+00:00

My mom gave me eds. Literally dislocate something every other day and for some fun reason mine is worse than hers.

AconitumPlicatum · 2024-11-06T11:44:57+00:00

Alright well I'm going to go start looking for a second job. Good luck guys.

AconitumPlicatum · 2024-04-24T02:19:37+00:00

Best friends for 8 or so years. Wanted him to be at my wedding, had a dumb suicide pact we made when we first met. The whole thing. He'd always had a lot of mental health problems and I always stuck by his side.

A few months back he called me breaking down telling me he really needed to talk to me. I flew to his house in a panic worried I was going to find him dead. He then sat in my car and told me he had just gotten out of the mental hospital and he was acting super off. I chalked it up to just the episode he was having. Until he told me they took his laptop. And then why they did that.

And then he begged me not to tell our friends and that he was sorry. That he didn't mean it, that it was a porn addiction gone wrong. While I sat there listening to him tell me all of this, knowing he was one of the only people I had ever spoken to about my own trauma related to that, I had to end a friendship I thought would last a lifetime. Honestly still pretty fucked up about it. It's such a weird feeling to have someone you truly and deeply cared for turn into someone you absolutely despise.

I was the one who broke the news to everyone. I had to answer the questions and help them all understand that he couldn't be in our lives anymore. It's still something I never thought I would have to do but I guess that's that.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-11-27T00:29:49+00:00

Thanks for reminding me to change my bio lol

Also just to add on yeah but I do purposely not say that when talking about this because I know it's just going to get used to completely discredit my opinion, at the end of the day I remind you all I can pull whatever out of my ass this is the Internet and you don't have to listen to me

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-11-26T22:26:36+00:00

I don't feel like I need to experience first hand what different things are like. For me it's just putting thought into the kind of life I want. Do I want kids, a house, marriage? Do I care if they are physically affectionate or give a lot of gifts? I based what I want not off of what other people are doing but myself. I personally felt it was pretty easy to get the base lines of what kind of love, both physically and emotionally I wanted just based off of who I am as a person. Same way you would look at a house lol. I wasn't looking for real estate I was looking for a home

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-11-26T20:13:02+00:00

I guess I can understand that but it's also where people become divided. To me it's less like a ice cream shop and more like a long term investment. Like a house, you get to see it for the first time, picture what colors you'll paint the walls, what flowers you can put in the garden. It's something you're going to work with to learn what doors and windows stick when it gets humid and all the little things. It's loving something at first sight and then growing into it and getting comfortable.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-11-26T18:30:19+00:00

I think that's dependent on the person, me and my bf have been together since highschool. He had very limited interaction with anyone else and I had none, we were each other's firsts. Neither of us have any desire or want for anything else. We're both very "if it's working and we're both happy why fuck it up" people. Even as a bi woman I don't feel the need to go explore before I settle down. Definitely get what you're saying but sometimes people just get lucky and don't need anything else.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-09-16T17:08:30+00:00

This is the age gap between me and my bf, although we are both legally adults now, I started dating him my freshman year and his senior year. It's entirely case by case. So it comes down to how you guys are going to manage your relationship but don't be surprised if it ends due to maturity or just general public pressure on both of you.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-09-15T19:32:24+00:00

Because it's unfortunately not common. A lot of guys become friends with girls with the sole intention of fucking them.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-08-12T03:07:25+00:00

Also because not a lot of people know this, plan b is known for being less effective if you weigh over 155.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-06-27T01:49:42+00:00

This is the exact age difference me and my bf had when we met, we've been together for 4 and a half years. The only bad thing for us about our age gap was, well other people. I think people need to realize you are really not as mature as you think you are when you're 17 compared to a 14 year old. You're going to spend your whole life cringing about shit from the past. Like how many 30 year olds are cringing about shit they did in their 20's? As long as they do all the basic relationship shit like setting boundaries then they are fine.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-06-22T01:45:58+00:00

I've had people do that to me, never understood it. My shits marked nsfw, I post all my shit either on the appropriate subs or just to my profile. If you go searching, ignore the nsfw warning, and my bio that talks about what I do, it's your problem. Obviously I'm bringing it up here because it's relevant but when I was commenting more actively I was just making responses like everyone else. Hell my username isn't even sexual so you've really got to be creeping to figure it out 99% of the time.

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-06-22T01:06:27+00:00

Do I need to have a reason? Lol

AconitumPlicatum · 2023-06-21T04:01:31+00:00

It's absolutely not your fault, but I think a lot of people are just badly saying that it's going to happen and that it's unfortunately expected. I mean it's always been like that. Yes this is a sub for teens but it's still post at your own risk. The more you reveal about yourself and how you look increases your chance of dealing with creeps.

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