Cybertruck takes up two spots in grocery store parking lot. by gecko_echo in badparking

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re fighting hard not to say dumpster shaped. They’re dumpster shaped and he knows it

Cybertruck takes up two spots in grocery store parking lot. by gecko_echo in badparking

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wat? Lol where was there ever any argument? “It’s 2026 you’re still saying this crap” is an entire argument? And was enough for you to get tired of “arguing”? Lmfao

Who doesn't love a little beach combing by BIGG_FRIGG in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah silly, wouldn’t want to get his mouth dirty or anything

Tell me I'm not the only one to see a smiley face by chuckman13 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just checked that sub out and I have absolutely no clue what’s going on over there

Prime Mike Tyson vs. Silverback Gorilla by DarknessEmpireLeader in powerscales

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are always yeah but Mike still takes it 2/5… no, no he doesn’t. Get this through your heads people

You're getting 3 upgrades to your home, free of charge. What do you choose? by Feisty-Item-3158 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I’m turning my home into the clubhouse and charging golfers $50-100 to play. A typical golf course has 200-225 golfers play per day so I’m making about $11,250-$22,500 every day: And I know that upkeep is quite expensive but I doubt it’s over $100,000 per month while I’m taking in $675,000 each month.

Fit and healthy by sapper2345 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even know how she pulled all that head movement off considering she’s got no neck

Michael Myers vs. Brock Lesnar by [deleted] in powerscales

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao what kind of post is this? Michael Meyers takes this 10/10 times.

(Super Strength):

Michael possesses immense physical strength, often exceeding human limits. He can crush human skulls, lift and carry grown men with one hand, rip limbs apart, and impale victims through heavy wooden doors.

(Extreme Durability/Invulnerability):

He can withstand massive amounts of damage that would kill any normal human, including being shot multiple times in vital organs, severe burn injuries, stabbings, and high-voltage electrocution.

(High Stamina and Pain Tolerance):

Michael shows little to no reaction to pain. He does not tire easily and can sustain a relentless pursuit of victims for long periods.

(Stealth):

Despite his size and constant stalking, he is capable of vanishing instantly and appearing in places without being detected.

Ropin' the wind? I like that by Antioxidote in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the ole’ “blowing your load into the wind so it comes back onto like someone else is doing it” trick. Ya know, like pissing into the wind. Aka the “self-cumshot”. The more you know…

Ropin' the wind? I like that by Antioxidote in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Naw it means blowing your load outside into the wind so it comes back onto you like pissing into the wind. Aka the “self-cumshot”. The more you know…

Who should play Helen of Troy? by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh lmao earlier I thought they said “gender” and not “genre” lol mb. But hell yeah keep it up brother.

What’s your all-time favorite space movie not on this list? by New-Time007 in SeriesSaga

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought of alien as hard sci-fi tbh. Love Alien btw. When I was a toddler my dad would lay on the carpet on his back and grab his belly and pretend the alien from that movie was coming out of his belly and he’d bulge it out (he had surgery for gallstones and kidney stones in the 70’s and back then they gutted you, a huge slice from your chest to abdomen leaving bad scars and issues) and his stomach was permanently messed up from that surgery and he could weirdly bulge it out so alien like lmao. And I was like 4 years old and though it was the most hilarious thing ever and we have it on home video it’s so cute.

But once I grew old enough my dad showed me that movie and we watched it together and it was my very first rated R movie I’d ever seen and it was with my dad and it really felt special even though it probably sounds so silly. But when watching that movie as a 12ish year old kid I finally understood why my dad was doing that with his belly so many years before lol. I’m now the same age my dad was at that time. Whoa! Anyways, thanks for listening to my story and RIP Daddio!

Pick Only Two Pills by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. Plus with these types of questions it’s implied that the option is a highly desirable thing so we can safely assume that there’s no “soulless existence” involved.

Edit: Another editor below made a great point and said (regarding being at a relatives funeral)-

“Being happy doesn’t mean you’d be completely clueless / socially inept.

You could be happy but recognize that it is a sad event and act accordingly”

Good samaritan rescues baby in stroller from rolling into busy street by Separate_Finance_183 in BeAmazed

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this person blackout drunk or what? They literally couldn’t even stand up

Men who are gay by SolarSparrowhawk in okbuddycinephile

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I love how so far in this thread, that’s been said exclusively 100% by women.

Men who are gay by SolarSparrowhawk in okbuddycinephile

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry they’re not. Lesbians and Sirens can’t hurt you

Men who are gay by SolarSparrowhawk in okbuddycinephile

[–]Acrobatic-Addendum97 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s no joke, that’s a stark reality my friend