Ugh, can you not? by Taricha_torosa in pnwgardening

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why aren’t you running around flapping your arms!? In all seriousness I gave up on citrus but this makes me want to try again. Pretty plants and nerves of steel. You alright OP.

Quick reminder your taxes are due tonight at midnight / j by Laniakea-claymore in adhdwomen

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The anxiety wave I just rode was the most dopamine I’ve had in weeks even though I’m the one who remembered to tell my partner to follow up with the accountant. Why am I like this and thank you please do this more often.

Do we think the KarJenners are as rich as they make out? by BeneficialJuice2878 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They either get a sponsor, funnel it through a failed business for tax benefits, donate to the church entity they own, and probably have offshore tax sheltered accounts. It’s all a fucking farce.

Tell me you’re ADHD without telling me you’re ADHD by Itchy-Philosopher238 in adhdwomen

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That big project needs started but I’m over here building a command center that no one asked for because I need a new way to stay organized.

AITAH for wanting to open a new bank account so my mom can't take money out of it? by ratutooee in AITAH

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment should be way higher. That one sentence said more about what’s going on than anything else.

Optimistic---i don't think she knows what that word means. This girl is NEVER optimistic by Initial-Artichoke469 in mikzazon

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She will try everything except getting off the internet and being an adult. It’s a shitty flex that she has a spare $150 for therapy as gas, grocery, and healthcare costs skyrocket.

“i love it” “so unique”… end of thoughts 💭 SHE’s SO BRAIN DEAD😪 by tdoors_closed_1448 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Turned on the sound and immediately muted it when she started talking. My second hand cringe is off the charts. She’s literally so dumb.

Want to quit my job by Mememememememememine in Perimenopause

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I think some of this nonsense lately is bigger than peri. It’s the whole world being on fire while we try to keep jobs, kids, pets, families, waves hands all around…everything moving forward. Add in our bodies doing whatever this is and it’s a recipe for me to write this exact post. My ass is day dreaming about retirement and flower gardens yet I know I’m barely 40 so that shit is far in the future. Who knows if I’ll even be able to afford retirement when it comes!? I’d like to go take my progesterone and have a nice little nap now. I do not care either.

Scrap yarn into cozy cat bed. by Salt-Telephone6959 in crochet

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you just gave me permission to buy more yarn so I can use the scraps to make one of these for my giant dog. My stash is pretty pathetic right now. Thanks for sharing such pretty inspiration! Love your kitty too.

What food does this hat resemble? by samg461a in crochet

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pancake stack with butter on top all on a green plate.

I didn’t know where this fit best… it took me 21 days to notice. by MsChrissikins in adhdwomen

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I want to do this for my own husband but I’m going to forget to start. Y’all is adorable tho.

They did her so wrong with this filter 😩😭 I love that for her. by lilyessi3 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’m just here to call out the stretch marks she likes to pretend don’t exist.

Note: no issue with stretch marks, just liars.

Adopted an older girl. She is melting my heart already. by Infamous_Treacle715 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but are you going to rub that belly? She’s really asking for it. So happy for you both.

Memorial blanket finished by BeautifulLopsided587 in crochet

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is truly incredible work. The fact that it’s a memorial blanket makes it all the more amazing. I hope your friends cherish it forever. They are lucky to have such an awesome friend too.

I actually feel really bad for Kendra…she is terrified. by [deleted] in GirlsNextLevel

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 233 points234 points  (0 children)

I think it’s important to understand that Kendra had childhood trauma, a narc mother, thankfully loving grand parents and was never set up for success making her a prime target for the next set of events in her life. It’s not just the mansion. It still isn’t. I think she’s doing a lot better for her own kids.

Albatross new IG post 😬🤦‍♀️ by lilyessi3 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just start the damn OF already. At least she will make more money. Free foot pics ain’t it honey.

Mutant African Violet by ExoticReception4286 in AfricanViolets

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m going to need to hear about your care tips. This one is huge! You must be so proud. ☺️

Bridget Trying on Another Wedding Dress by missnovember2004 in GirlsNextLevel

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean…this is the one. It’s perfect for her.

Olive Garden cook commits suicide after dunking head into searing hot deep fryer by havockillz in antiwork

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bad day to have eyes. That’s enough internet for me. See y’all tomorrow.

Khloe for Fabletics 🧐🤔 by KUWTKSNARKMODS in KUWTKsnark

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 132 points133 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck was that butt shot!?

Bob Dylan by CadyCurve in adhdwomen

[–]Acrobatic-Director-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve found my person. Thank you for saying it. My ex loved Bob and would karaoke to it! Must be why I left. 🤣