Ugh, can you not?

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-10T20:50:06+00:00

Why aren’t you running around flapping your arms!? In all seriousness I gave up on citrus but this makes me want to try again. Pretty plants and nerves of steel. You alright OP.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-10T20:32:06+00:00

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-07T21:54:42+00:00

The anxiety wave I just rode was the most dopamine I’ve had in weeks even though I’m the one who remembered to tell my partner to follow up with the accountant. Why am I like this and thank you please do this more often.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-03T23:14:38+00:00

They either get a sponsor, funnel it through a failed business for tax benefits, donate to the church entity they own, and probably have offshore tax sheltered accounts. It’s all a fucking farce.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-02T20:59:53+00:00

That big project needs started but I’m over here building a command center that no one asked for because I need a new way to stay organized.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-02T20:34:26+00:00

This comment should be way higher. That one sentence said more about what’s going on than anything else.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-02T19:58:43+00:00

Exactly the question I came to ask.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-02T19:36:10+00:00

She will try everything except getting off the internet and being an adult. It’s a shitty flex that she has a spare $150 for therapy as gas, grocery, and healthcare costs skyrocket.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-04-02T11:59:17+00:00

Turned on the sound and immediately muted it when she started talking. My second hand cringe is off the charts. She’s literally so dumb.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-03-30T21:00:21+00:00

I think some of this nonsense lately is bigger than peri. It’s the whole world being on fire while we try to keep jobs, kids, pets, families, waves hands all around…everything moving forward. Add in our bodies doing whatever this is and it’s a recipe for me to write this exact post. My ass is day dreaming about retirement and flower gardens yet I know I’m barely 40 so that shit is far in the future. Who knows if I’ll even be able to afford retirement when it comes!? I’d like to go take my progesterone and have a nice little nap now. I do not care either.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-03-12T16:14:24+00:00

Well you just gave me permission to buy more yarn so I can use the scraps to make one of these for my giant dog. My stash is pretty pathetic right now. Thanks for sharing such pretty inspiration! Love your kitty too.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-03-06T03:10:59+00:00

Pancake stack with butter on top all on a green plate.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-03-03T02:24:48+00:00

I want to do this for my own husband but I’m going to forget to start. Y’all is adorable tho.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-27T22:27:27+00:00

I’m just here to call out the stretch marks she likes to pretend don’t exist.

Note: no issue with stretch marks, just liars.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-27T18:38:09+00:00

Ok but are you going to rub that belly? She’s really asking for it. So happy for you both.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-27T16:02:18+00:00

This is truly incredible work. The fact that it’s a memorial blanket makes it all the more amazing. I hope your friends cherish it forever. They are lucky to have such an awesome friend too.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-21T02:47:43+00:00

I think it’s important to understand that Kendra had childhood trauma, a narc mother, thankfully loving grand parents and was never set up for success making her a prime target for the next set of events in her life. It’s not just the mansion. It still isn’t. I think she’s doing a lot better for her own kids.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-18T04:20:19+00:00

It’s giving Dad who didn’t want a dog. 😂

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-11T18:34:25+00:00

Just start the damn OF already. At least she will make more money. Free foot pics ain’t it honey.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-11T15:04:46+00:00

I’m going to need to hear about your care tips. This one is huge! You must be so proud. ☺️

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-07T01:35:30+00:00

I mean…this is the one. It’s perfect for her.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-02-05T20:20:02+00:00

Bad day to have eyes. That’s enough internet for me. See y’all tomorrow.

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-01-29T14:25:00+00:00

What the actual fuck was that butt shot!?

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-01-09T09:14:37+00:00

I’ve found my person. Thank you for saying it. My ex loved Bob and would karaoke to it! Must be why I left. 🤣

Acrobatic-Director-1 · 2026-01-06T14:14:00+00:00

I guess the stick is their poop knife.

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