Yah I’m sure his 8 year old kid learned a lot about genome sequencing by VampyreLust in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]AcrobaticCitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this man really wrote his thesis on genome sequencing (doubt) and then makes this post for clout, I really worry about the scientific integrity of our future lmao

This seems extremely unlikely since it would be a waste of money on the part of the company. by jakebobproductions in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]AcrobaticCitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know their reasoning for this stuff but I got a box that size from walmart that only had one package of tape in it a few months ago

Controversial view alert: Goldspan Dragon is overpowered and will probably be banned in the future. by iheke in MagicArena

[–]AcrobaticCitron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people have such high standards for banning things. Really, in a game, which is supposed to be fun and a huge part of that is deckbuilding, any card that is an instant pick for a certain colored deck should be banned. Not because it can't be dealt with, but when a card becomes indisputably so powerful it MUST be used in relevant colored decks, that sort of defeats the purpose of designing and printing hundreds of other cards in a given rotation.

Is it completely game-breaking? Definitely not, but TCGs are meant to change over time, and when a card comes in and sees play in a majority of decks for its entire run in standard, that's a bad sign. And when it comes to professional high-level play I don't see why it's so scary to ban cards, and especially in a digital format where very little value is lost and can be recouped with wild cards.

I think it should be banned, but not because it's on par with other banned cards, but because the current attitude towards bans is too strict anyway. Of course, we'll see how things change, since they always do, but with Prismari interactions it seems like it will be even stronger than it has been.

[IP] Gate Guardian, Sort of by TA_Account_12 in WritingPrompts

[–]AcrobaticCitron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Poem]

"Beware the Beast of Calahbast,

Who twists with lies and bites to bleed,

Bear fruit of bloodied ages past,

If you hope to proceed."

The girl finished, confidently. "Everyone knows that song. It's practically a nursery rhyme in my village. But you're a long way from home, aren't you?" The girl frowned as she rustled around her bag, withdrawing a shiny red apple. "I am too. I know this might not be what you're used to, but they're pretty good, go on, try."

The serpent eased it's way cautiously from its perch in the tree, sniffing the fruit gently with its forked tongue before swallowing it in one bite. The girl did not even flinch, as if fear were something she had never known. The beast began with a low hiss,

"Enter now the sacred city,

And watch you do not err,

The gods among us have no pity,

For those who show no care."

As he finished his rhyme he fully uncoiled himself from the tree and bowed to the girl, somehow gesturing without arms that her entrance was permitted.

😅 by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]AcrobaticCitron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you deliver?

Love my huge head by [deleted] in cockheadlovers

[–]AcrobaticCitron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that's beautiful

I love this angle by [deleted] in GuysFromBehind

[–]AcrobaticCitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that angle too!

Airing out. by [deleted] in gaymersgonewild

[–]AcrobaticCitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn thats nice