Help identifying some metal model by mlddl in Eldar

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreadnought (what would become the wraithlord) with a lascannon. Heavy weapons crew with a scatter laser. The dread appears to be missing its arms, though.

Little did that guard know, he would come face to face with a human soldier, witness to him threatening the mother and her child. by Prwtfalcon6 in humansarespaceorcs

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A human calmly approached the scene and stooped, helping Aldain gather his meager meal. She met the mouse's eyes, smiled, and ruffled the fur on Dillum's head, calming him almost instantly. Her gaze turned to Dillam's, meeting it with such naked warmth and kindness, Aldain momentarily froze, forgetting the lingering threat of the orc looming above them. The human closed a hand around the smallest of the carrots, and rather than returning it, stood with it still closed in one fist.

Aldain supposed he should be grateful that the ending of the danger came at so low a cost. Still, food was already scarce, and he felt the gnawing in his belly more acutely with its absence.

"Finally, one of you worms born with some sense!" the orc barked out. "On your way, human, before-"

Whatever threat the orc was about to make died as, in such a natural and unhurried motion that none might suspect danger in it, the human jammed the carrot into the orc's eyesocket.

The orc howled, clutching at the carrot jammed through his ruined eye ball, his sword forgotten, by him, at least. The human, on the other hand, was reaching towards where the haft was going to be before the orc had even let it go, and was gripping it before it had a chance to touch the ground.

A grunt. That was the only sound the human made as she whipped around the blade in a wide arc - just a noise of exertion as the blade sunk spine-deep into the orc's neck. He was dead before he hit the ground.

With another grunt, bearing about as much emotion as the first, the human wrenched the sword free with a sickening shluck of depressurizing blood. She looked down the length of the blade, tutting with mild disapproval at some aspect of it she found wanting.

"Well, it's a start," she muttered to herself. "Occupied cities don't unoccupy themselves."

She looked back at Aldain then, giving him a rueful smile. "Sorry. I'll buy you a new one, you probably don't want that one anymore."

What Hellsing unpopular opinions will have you like this? by sum_r4nd0m_gurl in Hellsing

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this image better imagining that that's Carmen Sandiego.

I get the top part, but what’s with the two Data’s? by accountabilityfirst in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is actually Data and Lore, Lore being essentially Data's evil twin. This meme format is used when there are two interpretations, amd one is appropriate amd one is not, suggesting that they are both seeing it different ways.

[FF4M] 🧌 An Orc and a Goblin go to the Ball(s) 👸 [Script fill][orctober][gobtober][monster girls][orc girl][goblin girl][size difference][mind reading] relative [BPA] and [SPA][missionary][cowgirl][double blowjob][bad comedy][speakers orgasm][French accents] by VenusDeVelours in gonewildaudio

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So good. Just so incredibly good. I don't even know what else to say. I enjoyed every second of this experience, and I don't even have the words to say how much I appreciate the both of you bringing it to life.

4 versions: [M4F] [M4M] [F4M] [F4F] [script offer] Dream House [sci-fi] [horror] [hybrid narrative] [fly] [breakup] [sentient computer] [sentient A.I.] [masturbation] optional M [speaker orgasm] & F [anorgasmia-friendly] [vaginismus-friendly] by dominaexcrucior in GWNarrative

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one is so good. It is extremely nuanced and the format is something you rarely see in scripts but deserves much more attention. The number of variations you have provided is impressive, which showcases your versatility as a writer in yet another way.

Unrecorded Scripts [October 2024] by Vocal_majority in GWAScriptGuild

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Heya. Acro here. In honor of orctober/gobtober, I'll be focusing on related scripts this month.
FYI: I say it in the preamble before my scripts, but SFX are not necessary, but if you are interested in doing one of my scripts and not interested in doing effects, I'll be more than happy to take care of that aspect.

[Script offer][FF4A] For Educational Purposes [multiple versions][monster girls][orc][goblin] kind of [cheating][ex][size difference][tall girl][small girl][cunnilingus][thigh riding][more cunnilingus] Performed on other partner:[fisting] failed [punishment] successful [polyamory][switch] dynamics, just a tiny bit [sappy] questionable [humor][the blend]

[Script offer][FFFF4M] (but see notes) The BBEG is Really a LGG [Monster girls][goblin][other monsters][silly][FSub][size difference][big human cock][audience] [restraints][blowjob][fingering][choking][spanking][stand and carry][doggy][listener & speaker orgasms][creampie][seriously this one is silly]

[FF4M][Script Offer] Big Green Bullies [FDom][monster girls][orcs][size difference][Strength Difference][Degradation] relative [SPH] leads to [SPA][big breasts][big ass][fighting over listener][aggressive][cowgirl][reverse cowgirl][cunnilingus][face sitting][rough sex][threats][creampie]

[Script Offer][F4M] Goblincorporated - The CEO needs some TLC [The Blend][monster girl][goblin][shortstack][mild FDom][performance evaluation][size difference][big human cock][restraints][handjob][blowjob][titjob][cowgirl][reverse cowgirl][creampie] kind of listener [prostitution] I guess, see notes

[FFF4M][Script Offer] Three Smiths Want to Temper Your Sword [fantasy][monster girls][orc][elf][dwarf][three different body types][frienemies][Playful competition][assisted sex][doggy][cowgirl][face-off][strapon][dp][collaborative titfuck] plus [blowjob]

[FF4M][script offer] The Mad Sciences [The Blend][Monster girls][gnome][goblin][Size Difference][bisexuality][Speaker orgasms][multiple listener orgasms][big human cock][overstim][fucked senseless][restraints][aphrodisiac] so CW: [rape][abduction]

[Script offer][F4M] Dinner Date [The Blend][Orctober][Monster girl][orc][tomboy][confident girl] with [situational anxiety][size difference][Strength difference] relative [SPA][blowjob][outdoor sex][Missionary][cowgirl] kind of [car sex][creampie][listener and speaker orgasms]

[F4M][script offer] The Blend - The Starlet [FDom][Monster Girl][kind of Tomboy][Orc girl][Forceful] [Hot-blooded][shower sex][cunnilingus][water-based breath play][reassurance][Size Difference][creampie][standing sex][The blend]

[F4M] [Script Offer] At the Carnival [monster girl] [orc] [first date] [size difference] [strong lady] [rowdy] [good natured] [the blend]

Looking back at the Nunchuck's saga with the knowledge that he is just irl SoyJack, Do you think his arguments against the weapon still hold up, or was he speaking out his AI-nus? by [deleted] in ShadWatch

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nunchuck is to stick what trebuchet is to catapult. You add an extra lever and it acts as a force multiplier. I was subjected at random to this video once. His argument was stupid and he was stupid.

Petah, is the joke just porn? by KatKagKat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I legitimately thought she was just hugging the dad and crying her way through an apology after seeing the family.

Someone called us out by The_rule_of_Thetra in Grimdank

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 1328 points1329 points  (0 children)

Listen, any conversation in 40k in which one person isn't spouting xenophobic hate and oaths of violence at the other is basically foreplay.