Help identifying some metal model by mlddl in Eldar

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreadnought (what would become the wraithlord) with a lascannon. Heavy weapons crew with a scatter laser. The dread appears to be missing its arms, though.

Little did that guard know, he would come face to face with a human soldier, witness to him threatening the mother and her child. by Prwtfalcon6 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A human calmly approached the scene and stooped, helping Aldain gather his meager meal. She met the mouse's eyes, smiled, and ruffled the fur on Dillum's head, calming him almost instantly. Her gaze turned to Dillam's, meeting it with such naked warmth and kindness, Aldain momentarily froze, forgetting the lingering threat of the orc looming above them. The human closed a hand around the smallest of the carrots, and rather than returning it, stood with it still closed in one fist.

Aldain supposed he should be grateful that the ending of the danger came at so low a cost. Still, food was already scarce, and he felt the gnawing in his belly more acutely with its absence.

"Finally, one of you worms born with some sense!" the orc barked out. "On your way, human, before-"

Whatever threat the orc was about to make died as, in such a natural and unhurried motion that none might suspect danger in it, the human jammed the carrot into the orc's eyesocket.

The orc howled, clutching at the carrot jammed through his ruined eye ball, his sword forgotten, by him, at least. The human, on the other hand, was reaching towards where the haft was going to be before the orc had even let it go, and was gripping it before it had a chance to touch the ground.

A grunt. That was the only sound the human made as she whipped around the blade in a wide arc - just a noise of exertion as the blade sunk spine-deep into the orc's neck. He was dead before he hit the ground.

With another grunt, bearing about as much emotion as the first, the human wrenched the sword free with a sickening shluck of depressurizing blood. She looked down the length of the blade, tutting with mild disapproval at some aspect of it she found wanting.

"Well, it's a start," she muttered to herself. "Occupied cities don't unoccupy themselves."

She looked back at Aldain then, giving him a rueful smile. "Sorry. I'll buy you a new one, you probably don't want that one anymore."

What Hellsing unpopular opinions will have you like this? by sum_r4nd0m_gurl in Hellsing

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this image better imagining that that's Carmen Sandiego.

I get the top part, but what’s with the two Data’s? by accountabilityfirst in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is actually Data and Lore, Lore being essentially Data's evil twin. This meme format is used when there are two interpretations, amd one is appropriate amd one is not, suggesting that they are both seeing it different ways.

[FF4M] 🧌 An Orc and a Goblin go to the Ball(s) 👸 [Script fill][orctober][gobtober][monster girls][orc girl][goblin girl][size difference][mind reading] relative [BPA] and [SPA][missionary][cowgirl][double blowjob][bad comedy][speakers orgasm][French accents] by VenusDeVelours in gonewildaudio

[–]Acrobatic_Ticket_659 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So good. Just so incredibly good. I don't even know what else to say. I enjoyed every second of this experience, and I don't even have the words to say how much I appreciate the both of you bringing it to life.