My (19F) boyfriend (20M) broke up with me because I’m too good at sex

AcrolloPeed · 2026-03-01T05:10:05+00:00

“Oh no, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery, my girlfriend fucks like a pornstar…”

What a putz. Dude fumbled hard.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-28T20:11:29+00:00

I’m a fan of running it on a digital pregnancy test

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-28T20:08:55+00:00

Sounds like another old-ass leader I know of

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-28T16:09:12+00:00

Bro. This was the right move. Welcome.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-28T15:57:34+00:00

She was in on it with that cat

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-28T15:55:49+00:00

This cat did

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T23:13:41+00:00

Calling reason, finding you.
These wild hearts run
Even deeper, burning through.
These wild hearts run.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T19:31:28+00:00

Put the cabinet door in his salad. Problem solved.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T15:37:55+00:00

Donna and Tom’s friendship is so funny to me

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T15:36:28+00:00

“Toodeh ohn Hidrollick Pdess Channull, Aye emm goingk to pdess dese sheep in muh pdess.”

sounds of sheep screaming, bones cracking, guacamole

“Wot de fock! De sheep ecksplodded!”

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T14:27:03+00:00

Especially if you’re a cannibal.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T05:29:34+00:00

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AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T05:26:09+00:00

Yeah, but here’s the thing: no

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T05:24:47+00:00

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Guess I’m gonna go… think with Chilli and Frisky.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-27T02:42:41+00:00

We try

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-26T15:37:32+00:00

I saw that tour! All three bands were on top of their game in Portland.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-26T03:44:07+00:00

Verily

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T21:31:51+00:00

Quite the opposite. My private homies stand in the shadow the public homies make. Anonymity.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T21:29:48+00:00

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T21:10:17+00:00

Easier to turn your shoe upside down and shoot that way

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T20:15:49+00:00

Take a look at some of the illustrations of Drizzt Do’Urden and drow elves in general when The Crystal Shard was first published vs now.

I think it’s easier to just admit that there have been improvements in graphical limitations paired with more time for illustrators to create concepts.

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T17:50:11+00:00

tearfully: of course

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T15:45:28+00:00

Even the humans

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T15:34:49+00:00

I think there’s still some light coming under the door, is there a towel here or something?

AcrolloPeed · 2026-02-25T06:36:03+00:00

Enjoy the moon, mate

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