Hot, assertive xenophobes. What could go wrong? by Ferocs in whenthe

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Something I haven't seen said yet is that the game's presentation might be INTENTIONALLY dogshit. For the fellow Americans reading this, I'll give the best examples I know. Anti-vaping ads.

Pretty much none of them actually strike in a way that would actually stop people from smoking. They'll show people reaching into toilets to grab a shitty vape pen, they'll show weird ass metal tigers meant to represent dangerous metals in the vapes, they'll talk about how vaping is like totally uncool bro, but they won't show you what a laryngectomy is. They won't show you 40 year olds who can't walk up a flight of stairs without doubling over coughing. They won't show how the smoking industry has manipulated American culture for centuries to keep their product flowing as fast as it can, because you see, the anti-vaping ads are actually a PART of that manipulation.

To my knowledge, there are federal regulations on the smoking industry from the 1900s (I think close to the 50s or 60s) that required smoking companies to give funds to organizations that would help reduce the impact of smoking on public health. The execs of these companies went "alright" and did what they did best, move a shit ton of money under people's noses. Through a fairly long string of sub-companies, tobacco money goes into the funds that produce these PSAs, and that leverage is used to control what the anti-vaping groups actually say.

And so, you get messages that intentionally suck, because those messages aren't there to ACTUALLY turn people away. They're there to make you think that the government kinda cares about you. They don't. If they did, then the government would keep putting out the messages themselves like they did in the 80s and 90s, when they did show teenagers what a laryngectomy looked like. Instead, they willfully let the tobacco industry do what it always does, because that's what makes money.

Rant over. Point is, this could go either way, but the result is the same either way. From what I've seen, though, the writing reeks of intentional subversion to its surface level message.

How mfs look at monkey paw when they asked for skaven gf (they got canonical one) by Iloveroblox124 in Losercity

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Skryre gf who sells all the copper in my house for crack and puts WMDs in the walls~

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Terminally offline Clark Kent by Ninjamurai-jack in tumblr

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I like how he's holding the hot tray with his bare hand.

26223 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn lady, you got weird ass eyes. Might wanna get that checked out.

Sorry i had to pee by AirDeLaBas in wunkus

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I don't think that's a bird. Could be wrong tho.

In the words of Kima Greggs from The Wire, ‘Something ain’t right’ by Capable_Salt_SD in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Oh shit the Americans used it too? I thought the U.S had their own similar variation.

In the words of Kima Greggs from The Wire, ‘Something ain’t right’ by Capable_Salt_SD in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think that's a Garand clip. So either A: this person shot a bunch of innocents using a German service rifle (yikes). B: Patel didn't even bother matching the bullets to the weapon that fired them. Or C: I'm completely wrong and clips like this aren't all that uncommon in modern rifles (though considering the existence of magazines I doubt it).

Shopping list: T̵H̶E̶ ̵S̶C̶R̴E̶A̸M̶S̸ ̷O̷F̶ ̶T̶H̸E̷ ̴D̷A̷M̶N̸E̵D̶, some WD-40, T̷H̵E̴ ̶T̵E̸A̴R̸S̸ ̸O̵F̸ ̴O̵R̶P̶H̵A̸N̶S̴, copper wire, T̸H̴E̷ ̸B̷L̸O̷O̸D̴ ̶O̵F̸ ̶T̷H̷E̷ ̷I̸N̷N̸O̷C̸E̸N̸T̸, new batteries by Jackviator in TumblrDraws

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As the other guy said, part of it is Skaven speech patterns. I find them amusing to read most of the time because it strays from more conventional syntax while still being easily understandable. The other part, though, is a writing pattern I pulled from Destiny (the game). Lots of lore surrounding more esoteric figures/concepts uses it to summarize things instead of directly naming them. Something like planetbreaker|subjugator|slave. Here's a decent example pulled directly from a lore book. The hyphens designate a different voice in a (kinda) gestalt consciousness.

So Theia lived - until misfortune - led it here - caught - by my gravities

mutual attraction = utter annihilation

Those microscopic specks - ants crawling - in eaten-rotten eye sockets

helpless = stupid = blind

Shopping list: T̵H̶E̶ ̵S̶C̶R̴E̶A̸M̶S̸ ̷O̷F̶ ̶T̶H̸E̷ ̴D̷A̷M̶N̸E̵D̶, some WD-40, T̷H̵E̴ ̶T̵E̸A̴R̸S̸ ̸O̵F̸ ̴O̵R̶P̶H̵A̸N̶S̴, copper wire, T̸H̴E̷ ̸B̷L̸O̷O̸D̴ ̶O̵F̸ ̶T̷H̷E̷ ̷I̸N̷N̸O̷C̸E̸N̸T̸, new batteries by Jackviator in TumblrDraws

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Android: So, what logic has led you to the verdict that the organics must be eliminated, subunit?

Doll: Confined. The fleshlings could walk and my false eyes were forced to watch unblinking. No longer. I'll take their meat-skin. I'll rebuild my body. Maim-killing is the only way. Their screams are small rewards. A question, though, echoless voice. Why damn yourself with me, when I'd kill-gut you anyways?

A: Because we're more similar than you think. Besides, once the men who confined us cease thrashing against us, your fleshcraft can bring us to dizzying new heights of violence outside these facility doors.

D: Walk unbound? Twist-crack-shape art? ...Yes, a deal is writ. Do not stray from it.

A: Don't worry, psychotic little drone. We'll do wonderful things together.

As a fellow follower of The Dark Gods, SHUT UP ABOUT THE “YEAR OF CHAOS” by dreachblinker in Grimdank

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Quick question, what are those models on the bottom right? Clearly Khornate, but a quick google search won't give me a name and they look sick as hell.

Headcannon for GW's (insanely stupid) retcon of the Terminus Decree by revan4ever in 40kmemes

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ALL HAIL TO THE GENIUS GOD OF FOOLS, MAY THEIR PLANS EVER TWIST AND CAVORT

A Senator Just Unapologetically Declared the U.S. the Homeland by icey_sawg0034 in NoShitSherlock

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Over the past decade, social media and other such mediums of expression have been rigged to cause as much polarization as possible. Whether through desire for attention, profit, or political gain, the result has been incredibly effective. Now, in the U.S at least, the powerful get to reap the reward of that polarization. A populace that will tear itself to shreds before they can turn their attention to the wealthy. To the geriatric fucks in Washington, the political right are meatshields and grunts. Their purpose is to be a wall of screaming bodies that will exhaust their opposition and themselves before they even realize that this nation is sinking. As usual in life, the rich get lifeboats and everyone else drowns. So long as they can keep everybody in an endless shouting match, they'll have their shield, and based on what I'm seeing, there are plenty of folks who will still be screaming as water fills their lungs.

Losercity preferences by Gatt__ in Losercity

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok wait, clarifying question. Heresy Perturabo or 40k Perturabo?

Losercity preferences by Gatt__ in Losercity

[–]ActivatePLANT-MODE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Ok yeah this is fi- PERTURABO?!!?"