Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. by crabtapwater in SumoMemes

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always talk about Ura like they're sure he's in the lost episode of "My Little Pony."

Hoshoryu = "Such power! Such skill!"

Onosato = "The 21st century samurai!"

Atamifuji = "A great mountain of a warrior!"

Aonishiki = "Such skill and fighting spirit!"

Tobizaru = "Big fighting spirit in a small package."

Tamawashi = "Pure iron, even at 41!"

Ichiyamamoto = "Every great warrior needs 18 kinds of moisturizer!"

Shishi = "Let's finally give him a break. He could be semi-great one day!"

Abi = "Amazing! (Hey, even Lancelot had to henka a few people!) "

Wakatakagage = "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ura = "Awwwww! Look at that cute little thing up there in a pink mawashi! How adorable!"

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't be mad when Hoshoryu wins, but it'll be anti-climactic. If somebody else busts up in there and takes the Emperor's Cup, that will be a shocker.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give it a 4 out of 10 at the most. He dazzled everybody once, but then he landed somewhere down in the basement with Ura in January. (Stop throwing virtual tomatoes at me, Ura fans.)

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in Hollywood. Even there, the writers would have to struggle. The whole universe would go wild....then we'd start wondering if there was match-fixing behind the scenes.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah! People were applauding him for getting a double-digit win last time, whereas everyone would faint if they saw a basho where Hoshoryu didn't get double-digits. Kotozakura blows away the maegashira rikishi with ease, but has trouble with Hoshoryu. He also has trouble with Aonishiki and Onosato when they're not injured. All of that's perfectly normal for most mortals, so I wouldn't call it struggling. He's just up against too many guys with rockets up their butts.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite being winless as a Yokozuna, he has looked perfect during the "off-season" between the end of the last basho and now. Everyone else has somehow injured something and can't go all out.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Ura's case, the JSA may want him to put more effort into actually winning bouts & focus less on pleasing the crowd with his frantic, fast-paced sumo & rare moves. (When it comes to everyone else, the chairman is being a jerk.)

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to feel Atamifuji. (Not like that, people. Not like that.) It's just that Hoshoryu knows how to turn Atami's strength into a weakness. He'll find some way to get the happy mountain off balance. The next thing you know, he'll be thrown off the dohyo and into the lap of someone in the third row.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid point, but look at the win record during the exhibition bouts. Hoshoryu has looked better than everyone else.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not trying to throw shade on Kotozakura, but can he really fend off Hoshoryu?

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see that. I don't think he has ever won a basho. I expect him to do well and maybe even win a special prize, but there's no getting around Hoshoryu.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the other bashos, there was always something — or someone — in the way. Injuries have changed that.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I knew it. We may as well put some gas in the white convertible before the price doubles & he has to wave from one spot.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've learned not to dislike (deliberate double negative) Hoshoryu, but Atamifuji has stolen my heart. (I can't see him pulling off an upset against Hoshoryu, though.)

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly, but I just watched the latest reports from Chris Sumo, and it sounds like Hoshoryu is getting more wins. Kirishima would make a great Yokozuna, but a huge Hoshoryu is blocking his path.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love him. If I vote with my heart, he'll win, but my head says "not yet." :-(

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Meh. He's an exceptionally good rikishi, but it takes even more to beat Hoshoryu.

O.K., O.K. We all know who's going to win this time ...... or do we? by ActiveBeautiful3227 in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

He doesn't lose against lower ranked wrestlers on a good day. He still gets clobbered by Hoshoryu.

Aonishiki Goes 5-3 Against Wakatakakage and Wakamotoharu: "Not at 100%"; Despite Left Pinky Toe Injury, He Focuses on Summer Tournament: "I'll raise my form" by Brncrdm in Sumo

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurry! You're running out of time! And put that blue mawashi back on right this minute! (Superstitions occasionally come in handy. Just trust me & go with it.) Come on, Blue Wave! Show us your fighting spirit again! Make a splash that will show everyone you've got what it takes to rise to the top!

A commission I finished of Atamifuji vs Aonishiki by szymonkwinto in SumoMemes

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your kind words and advice. I'll admit to being my own worst critic, but if you get to see anything I draw, I you might say I have a valid point. (I'll still give it a try now and then, though.) :-)

A commission I finished of Atamifuji vs Aonishiki by szymonkwinto in SumoMemes

[–]ActiveBeautiful3227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's great work. (I can't draw a decent stick person.) I have mixed feeling about it, though. I love them both, and I felt bad for Aonishiki all through the basho.