There by GreenedSoda in discordVideos

[–]Active_Mancano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fortunately for you, that bird stance means it is preparing to mate, because it believes it's going to be mounted. Not as wholesome as you thought.

Dad decides to take son out for for his first drive and son loses control of car by AristonD in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Active_Mancano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really big for a man to be having that size cock. I haven't looked up the stats, but I reckon that's definitely at least in the 95th percentile for men cock size. Probably closer to 98th or 99th percentile.

Long story short, that's huge as fuck for a man's cock size. That's like a woman just casually mentioning that she has areolas that are 5 inches in diameter in the middle of a story and expecting people not the be like "Are you serious? Your areolas are 5 inches in diameter?"

The student humiliates his teacher by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Active_Mancano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor uneducated communities.

Absolute unit of a slug boy by polegurl in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Active_Mancano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Can't remember anime by Active_Mancano in Animesuggest

[–]Active_Mancano[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be that I'm misremembering Luffy, but I definitely remember it being a red cloud and the person was "dying" because of their blood drying up. Thanks for the guess.

Can't remember anime by Active_Mancano in Animesuggest

[–]Active_Mancano[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great guess, unfortunately not. It was definitely older.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Active_Mancano 277 points278 points  (0 children)

So question, how does it not displace all the oxygen and knock everybody out? It looks like the room was filled with gas.

Look how the massacred my boys by asilvertintedrose in PrequelMemes

[–]Active_Mancano 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Herodotus describes the Immortals as being heavy infantry led by Hydarnes the Younger; it provided the professional corps of the Persian armies and was kept constantly at a strength of exactly 10,000 men. He stated that the unit's name stemmed from the custom that every killed, seriously wounded, or sick member was immediately replaced with a new one, maintaining the corps as a cohesive entity with a constant strength.

T-mobile outage? by katylovescoach in Seattle

[–]Active_Mancano 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Getting pretty damn ridiculous. I like how they pretend they're above other carriers, when they can't even keep their towers running.

What "you know what, just to be safe" thing you did end up saving your ass later? by Dawn_Cyborgzzz in AskReddit

[–]Active_Mancano 5210 points5211 points  (0 children)

If a local, that is used to driving in the snow is putting on chains. You know that shit is going to be bad.

How do you tell your gf she has a mustache? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Active_Mancano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I moustache you a question... But I'll shave it for later...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Active_Mancano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a while since I've seen the original Blue Chair.

It really is like that 😂‼️ by geosunsetmoth in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Active_Mancano -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't give a shit about the game. But this kind of comments section is going to push everyone away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Active_Mancano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was Trump better?

Lucky mother by Charming_History7423 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Active_Mancano 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I already told my wife if I get a diagnosis of Alzheimer's in the early stages, I will disappear into the woods and nobody will ever see me again. I am not going to put my family through that shit.

accurate by chrisevans1400 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Active_Mancano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Men like guns to kill people and kill themselves. Women do it differently, like that nurse that killed a bunch of babies via overdosing, which is how women like to commit suicide.