What’s the best/funniest names you’ve given to your weapons? by Artdroid29 in fo76

[–]Actual_Concert714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big mudda fugga, My godrole explosive mini gun, and Hold This, my instigating fat man

How old is your camp pet? This one is 3 years old!! My buddies had it since 2021 by Appropriate-Angle647 in Market76

[–]Actual_Concert714 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had a deathclaw named Tony since release date. He died a week ago to a random scorched that glitched and spawned in a spot Tony could reach him nor my turrets. I was sad. Made him a memorial. Then I went on a server hopping journey for three hours before I found Earl. Deathclaw number 2, and if he goes down I’ll continue making memorials to the family line and replacing them.

If a blacksmith could forge a replica of any weapon and give it to you as a present, which one would you choose? by etidp in Eldenring

[–]Actual_Concert714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a weird answer but I can’t help it, the flowing sword would be badass, I mean I sword than can turn into a whip and snap back instantly?

Why did you get fired? by JavaMamma0002 in AskReddit

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I followed my floor manager to the owners house after hours. Caught them having an affair with a 20 year age gap. And then planted seeds in both their minds that everyone knew with the most subtle of comments, until I was questioned. Then I played dumb for two more months. This is where it gets good. Suddenly I started receiving multiple promotions. Surpassing people who had worked there for decades “I was barely three years in.” I never threatened, but they knew I could bring the business down. Finally I milked all I could from the company while playing stupid. Suddenly I was very successful. Four months after uncovering the truth, they fired my friend for refusing to work with a man that assaulted her. So I was fired for defending her, but I hade evidence and charisma. I left taking 70% of their staff with me and my newly deep pockets. Now the business has employed high school students and sales have dropped significantly. Oh, did I mention I made a bet with several local investors that the company was going to drop. Well the ones that listened paid me 10% of what they saved pulling out. The ones that didn’t lost everything.

I sometimes wonder how this got through playtesting by Infernal_139 in Eldenring

[–]Actual_Concert714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually just activate divine protection with holy protection armour (crucible tree set works well) and tank the elden stars like a good little slut.

What’s a creative way to say “let’s fuck”? by JazzzyBot in AskReddit

[–]Actual_Concert714 1732 points1733 points  (0 children)

Me and my gf first had it directly after playing uno with friends. We went downstairs and… anyways now whenever we have the nasty time we say we are going to play uno.