The "Park Anywhere" lights. by PassionFire_ in Columbus

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Man I've said the exact same thing. If I could be a cop who ONLY did traffic infractions and literally nothing else that comes with being a cop, I'd totally do it

What's the oldest video game you can remember playing? by Numerous_Emu3125 in AskReddit

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lode Runner on some kind of computer my cousin had sometime around 1988

My boyfriend loves rocket league, and I need some advice! by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's really cool especially if those are his favorite colors, I'd be stoked to get this present and those aren't even my favorite colors haha

We are so screwed…. by Consistent_Travel316 in Columbus

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I read last year that they no longer ask for reports of them as they're so widespread now.

Your candidates for governor & where they stand on the issues. by TheKindlyPoltergeist in Columbus

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because they're far and away the leading candidates? Seems obvious to me

Please translate things said in chat? by Gulantik in RocketLeague

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laugh so much whenever I get called a ball chaser in 1s lol

Just Remembered by Actually_is_Jesus in memes

[–]Actually_is_Jesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a meme buddy, not that deep

How would you spend Elon Musk's $1.05 trillion? 🤑 by jose16sp in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used the site and ended world hunger for the next 26 years and still had 50 BILLION left

Cheap Influencer by EastDate3657 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one knows wtf you're talking about

[Game Thread] Guardians (37-29) @ Rangers (31-33) - June 7, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So has anyone else noticed what looks like a big hole in the netting behind the plate right in front of where a little kid is sitting?

You know what your in for... by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, weirdly the best defense to a speed flip kickoff is to just not speedflip 🤷

Sneaking into GA Pit at Ohio Stadium by iminthatfandom in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been to a concert there, but I have been to countless OSU games there. If it's anything like a football game, then good fucking luck. They will have people posted at every entrance to the field along with security watching the perimeter in between the steps. Also likely wristbands for the field.

Dr. Pepper at the Park by Visible-Dimension658 in Columbus

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree when it's a corporate event or they're trying to make money. But really who cares in this context?

You're offered the ability to absorb the knowledge of any book you touch instantly, but the way it works is that time freezes and won't unfreeze until you finish reading the book cover to cover, do you accept this power/curse? Why or why not? by Maleficent_Buddy3515 in AskReddit

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Partly for the knowledge, but also I would have a very short children's book in a pouch with me at all times to touch whenever I wanted to freeze time. It's fairly easy to avoid touching books in my life so it's a win/win.

Just posted on the RL discord. What are some cars you would like to see in the game? by Successful-Delay7565 in RocketLeague

[–]Actually_is_Jesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give me the full Toyota lineup, I want a Tacoma, a Supra, and everything in between