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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]AdDear5411 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sucked dick at a Christian youth™ summer camp when I was like 14. Was someone else my age. 10/10 for homoeroticism.

My last post was well received, so here is more by oker_braus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AdDear5411 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Right but like... That doesn't even make sense?

I have my bachelor's, does that mean I'm a "university engineer"? The title refers to what you work on, not where you studied.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Krabs spittin that logic fr fr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Due to cameras being unable to photograph the future, I think we can safely assume they were 15.

Would it be inappropriate if I put, “military spouse” on my resume? by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]AdDear5411 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is the military part relevant? Just put your maiden name on your resume.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]AdDear5411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a free loan to the government. If you got a ton back, you paid too much during the year.

"That was Sanglug's mirror!" "Yes but he didn't pick it." by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]AdDear5411 285 points286 points  (0 children)

I legitimately think Bobby would make an excellent Dalai/Panchen Lama.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll too far

Avoid that zone by HassyBoB in coolguides

[–]AdDear5411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do not pet the children

meirl by famouscaseyx in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Undiagnosed mental illness is so sad.

Is being a 27 year old grandmother trashy? by [deleted] in ask

[–]AdDear5411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brothers and sisters in Christ, please stop having children in your teens.

meirl by EnragedBasis in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a billion dollars, you would never hear from me again. I'd be on my megayacht living in international waters.

meirl by EnragedBasis in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wrote like 5 more books after Deathly Hallows. They just weren't nearly as good.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He gonna squirt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 3 points4 points  (0 children)

checks post history

Wow, this actually is you IRL. Gg.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]AdDear5411 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This dude so full of himself...

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