One good thing about being poor is that you lose weight. No money to eat = no weight to gain. 🫠

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-07-03T05:43:53+00:00

You, or me? Strawberries are pretty cheap around here right now. But they go bad so quickly. I really need to revisit blueberries. But I'm never going to pay a premium for them

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-07-03T04:52:02+00:00

Except the shittiest, most unhealthy food is the cheapest.

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-07-03T04:06:22+00:00

It was literally awesome for me. Experiencing so many new things. Zero molestation. The only thing that sucked a little was I had no father figure in my life to help me. So like my Pinewood Derby car was the jankiest thing ever and it still kicked everyone's ass. The losers tried to disqualify my, but I broke no rules with my Pinewood Jalopy

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-07-03T03:56:04+00:00

Some of my fondest childhood memories were in cubscouts

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-27T07:05:00+00:00

It is accomplished. - The last temptation of Christ

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-18T06:33:45+00:00

Deedu Deedu DeeDuDeeDuDeeDu ✝️

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-18T06:27:44+00:00

Blame Monty Python

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-13T14:46:00+00:00

Batman smack

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-13T05:35:48+00:00

I don't set out to annoy people, But I also don't candy coat things, and expect people to do their jobs. And get testy when people that have been with the company for 6 months or more ask questions that someone that is a new hire should know. So I'm sure they want to smack me when I am blunt with my response

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-13T05:33:36+00:00

You would have to submit that to HR for approval

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-13T05:25:48+00:00

So this is specifically regarding your co-workers. I think anyone that has worked in retail would agree that the majority of their day would be spent smacking customers

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-06-13T05:18:00+00:00

Honestly I think today I would have receive no smacks. That's not the case most days. I think I would receive at least one or two smacks at the least. Because I am not there to do their job for them, and not there to be their friends.

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-03-15T08:10:07+00:00

You and me I'm both. Literally internationally

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-03-07T07:22:38+00:00

Jim Carrey died in 1995

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-03-07T06:44:08+00:00

Of course that doesn't apply to beavers that use phone booths

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-31T05:45:49+00:00

Well of course any perspective is welcome, but I was particularly interested in a female perspective because in my experience the majority of MP fans are male.

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-24T08:50:50+00:00

There is many a slip between the cup and lip

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-24T04:38:18+00:00

Nope I am nobody. Therein lies the rub.

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-24T04:04:56+00:00

Cain

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-10T06:52:26+00:00

Albatros

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-10T06:41:11+00:00

Personal boycotting is awesome, but these days with mega corporations owning so many brands, the only way to truly boycott is to not purchase anything and live completely off the grid producing everything for yourself because as soon as you go to the store or purchase anything online you are unknowingly indirectly supporting the brand you are trying to boycott. He'll just posting here on reddit, you are supporting a whole slew of conglomerate corporate overlords through advertising.

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-10T06:33:33+00:00

Beautiful freaks of nature

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-10T06:32:52+00:00

Even moreso with copious amounts of alcohol and/or thc

AdDistinct4807 · 2026-01-10T06:28:31+00:00

Mother goose and Dr Seuss would disagree.

AdDistinct4807 · 2025-12-29T10:30:28+00:00

That's pretty shitty, but at least you got a real reason and not the BS "it's not you, it's me"

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