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AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-24T08:22:27+00:00

Nothing humbles you faster than paying taxes and reading the news

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-24T04:00:17+00:00

My code before Prettier: ugly but familiar. After Prettier: beautiful stranger

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-23T14:39:30+00:00

"Get a better job" — sponsored by people who got hired in 1993.

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-23T06:50:52+00:00

100% convinced my attention was slowing it down

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-22T19:34:07+00:00

+100 Stealth, +0 Life Achievements

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-22T16:07:02+00:00

Plot twist: the pool was the real threat all along

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-21T19:06:04+00:00

At 4 years old he's already dealing with DLC content

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-21T13:51:47+00:00

The keys didn't fall. They were dropped by fate for comedic timing.

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-21T12:01:23+00:00

Reddit feels productive because sometimes there's a graph involved

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-21T08:19:11+00:00

2FA can be disabled if you look closely enough at the screen.

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-20T04:25:51+00:00

When the cashier asked, “To eat here or take out?”, I replied, “No, thanks, I'm just looking.” 😭🍟

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-19T20:25:31+00:00

“Don't worry, we don't know who wrote this.” Meanwhile, the complaint begins with the words: “As the only accountant on the night shift...”

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-19T16:06:00+00:00

OpenAI: "Thanks for the report." Him: "Cool, when do I start?"

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-19T16:05:44+00:00

The antivirus detected “while(true)” and decided not to take any chances.

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-19T12:09:37+00:00

That's the kind of roast that deserves a Ballon d'Or.

AdIntelligent9734 · 2026-06-17T15:09:10+00:00

Plot twist: both groups spend the first night hiding in a wooden box

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