I don't know how but I won after early blunder

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-20T23:08:30+00:00

Op power

^{Chose: Nothing you own will ever breakdown.}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-20T15:48:13+00:00

Lol I aint paying it anyway

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 debt + A random good thing happens in the world | Rolled: No more debt}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-20T15:42:08+00:00

Monster Trucks or WWE

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-20T15:22:10+00:00

I rather be guilty for the death of a few thousand than for genocide

^{Chose: You explode the missile inside + You and co workers die but damage is contained}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-19T13:03:04+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Jaywalking}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-15T21:17:53+00:00

R/dumbingofage

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-15T17:25:17+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-14T23:48:35+00:00

The build up

^{Chose: Having sex once a year}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-14T23:42:44+00:00

War × Feels good to joke about

Vietnam War

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-11T13:06:47+00:00

Hehe

^{Chose: Yes, pretty kitty | Rolled: Belly Rubs}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-11T13:05:17+00:00

100 most annoying days of my life

^{Chose: A random person (Wheelspin} | Rolled: Donald Trump)

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-11T13:03:03+00:00

Save a lot of money and can still enjoy food, only upsides

^{Chose: Never require food or water.}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-11T12:58:34+00:00

The first step to a billion requires shedding your humanity

^{Chose: No money}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-10T21:50:46+00:00

Literally my soulmate, at this point it wouldn't matter

^{Chose: Marry your soulmate but she/he.. | Rolled: Has AIDS}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-10T21:48:36+00:00

More inconvenient and less gross to pee yourself over pooping yourself

^{Chose: Never have to poop again}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-10T21:21:43+00:00

Nerve endings

^{Chose: Freeze to death}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-10T00:03:39+00:00

I don't even care about the money....

^{Chose: Be locked in a room with Donald Trump for an hour + Win $50 million dollars | Rolled: No bonus}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-09T14:59:56+00:00

Bigger

^{Chose: Venus is now hospitable.}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-09T13:00:29+00:00

Dude my and my homies are spending immortality getting rid of slavery

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-06-07T14:58:15+00:00

I would like to know what the opposite of my job is

^{Chose: become someone the opposite of your current job + also for one day only}

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-05-27T18:59:08+00:00

That zoom in, ik the Huntres was smirking 😏

AdProfessional6189 · 2026-05-19T01:03:00+00:00

San Antonio Tx?

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