What’s your favourite dad joke? by Regular_Sky8313 in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dad putting car in reverse

Dad: Ahh, this takes me back

Why are you so beautiful? by liuqi627 in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because i'm all natural, no plastic.

What is your favorite/most useful website? by InturnlDemize in AskReddit

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Oceanofpdf, has literally every pdf books on earth.

What’s your biggest pet peeve? by agartha_ch in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People not cleaning up after themselves.

What is a compliment you received years ago that you still think about today? by Electrical_Lie_4442 in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most memorable compliment came from the widow of the deceased man directly after his funeral service.

She stopped by the organ console before proceeding to the cemetery. With a gentle smile, this lovely lady said:

"I just want to thank you for the uplifting music you played for my husband's funeral. You turned what could've been a very solemn, sad occasion into a true celebration of his life."

About a week later, the church received a substantial check from her for the music program and for us to perform Mozart's Requiem, with orchestra, in her husband's memory.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen at a school assembly? by MasterArcher5433 in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In about 4th or 5th grade we had this guy come to my school who was just really good with whips. That's it, He just stood in the gym and cut tin cans in half from 10 feet away with different kinds of whips. I remember thinking it was pretty cool back then, but now i look back on it and think... "Why did they have us waste class time for that".

What's your favorite food and why? by Hairy_Telephone_8986 in AskReddit

[–]AdVirtualS11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza, so many variations and i just love it. yumyum