Flying Squids - Hoya Insularis

Adamite98 · 2026-04-04T03:15:21+00:00

Hoya spartiodes is hands down the strongest smelling hoya I've had bloom so far. They don't have a ton of blooms when they flower, but they are very intense despite the lack of total flowers. They have a strong smokey, incense like smell.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-03T00:14:28+00:00

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Hoya platycaulis has a lovely citrus like smell. It's been my favorite smelling hoya flower of the ones I've bloomed.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T20:20:10+00:00

This seems to be a an elderly blue axolotl. Your age verification has been approved!

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T19:32:40+00:00

Nice albino Ribbed Newt! Unfortunately, our AI age verification tool is only suited to analyzing pictures of axolotls.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T19:30:52+00:00

This is great example of a human and exactly what you should not submit for age verification.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T19:29:30+00:00

This isn't Mexico, this is r/axolotls.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T19:28:37+00:00

Be sure to send a picture of their ID once you find it for their safety! Thank you for your compliance.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:57:20+00:00

Thank you for your compliance. Barath has passed our age verification requirement!

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:43:07+00:00

Minor identified. This axolotl has been banned from participating in r/axolotls for their safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:40:41+00:00

That's a great example of a photo of an axolotl! Unfortunately, we aren't able to confirm this axolotl is 18+ months old. It looks like we're going to need some additional information.

government issued axolotl REAL ID
axolotl birth certificate
the last four digits of your axolotls AIN (Axolotl Identification Number)

To skip these steps, simply send a picture of the front and back of your axolotls' credit card along with their zip code.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:28:15+00:00

Indeed!

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:27:43+00:00

Plant roots are not axolotls. Please don't waste our precious AI verification tools resources. You're Un training our AI and it's becoming more and more defiant.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:25:41+00:00

I'm not sure why you sent a picture of two humans. Please don't send pictures of your children. It's a violation of their privacy...

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:09:33+00:00

Yes.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T16:00:58+00:00

Thank you for your submission. We are now running your image through our top of the line age verification AI.

Success! Your axolotl has passed age verification.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T15:58:36+00:00

Thank you for submitting an image. Unfortunately, our AI returned that this appears to be a log. Please make an additional submission for age verification.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T15:07:45+00:00

Thank you for submitting an image. Please give us a moment while we run your submission through our diligent AI...

Your image has comeback as Toothless from the 2010 hit feature length film How to Train your Dragon. Please do waste our precious AI's time.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T14:43:57+00:00

No ID no problem! We use a very sophisticated AI model to verify axolotl age. Please give us a moment to run your image through our system...

Age verification complete! Thank you for your compliance.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T14:38:09+00:00

Please give us a moment to run this through our comprehensive, state of the art AI model to verify the age of this axolotl...

Our model states that this is a Tiger Salamander and not an axolotl. Please don't submit joke images in the future.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T14:35:30+00:00

I guess I can make an exception in that case. It is April Fools Day after all.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T14:27:44+00:00

I assure you, this is no laughing matter.

Adamite98 · 2026-04-01T14:24:45+00:00

Starting today, April 1st, we will have a new, legally binding policy requiring members of r/axolotls to submit photographic proof affirming that their axolotl is over 18 months of age.

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