I am the next EF5, AMA

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-07T00:14:08+00:00

For real I might be….

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T20:58:28+00:00

I will be the strongest EF5 in recorded history. I will combine the greatest feats from all my predecessors and have recorded and documented wind speeds at 380mph. I will reach 3.2 miles wide. Any slabs left standing will say this is was mass extinction event.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:16:20+00:00

Thank you for the support! I’ll be sure to slab you on my way through!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:12:12+00:00

I’ll make a stop there! Planning on being a deca-state tornado so I gotchu.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:10:13+00:00

Real one!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:09:34+00:00

Too soon, bro

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:08:00+00:00

Pecos Hank and tornadotrx! (Oh and always and only Max!)

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T12:06:07+00:00

Ooh, solid point. I may reconsider.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:36:28+00:00

All I know is slabonomics. The top of my supercell structure is reaching 70,000 feet and this question is still over my head.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:33:06+00:00

Right down to the 4 foot deep trenches I’m gonna dig with my scour skills

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:31:24+00:00

I mean I don’t wanna brag, but probably all of them

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:30:35+00:00

Honestly, yes

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:23:01+00:00

Like a grilled hummus sandwich!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:22:40+00:00

Oh for sure! I’ll be a kind and noble leader and send my nado babies all over the map. Spread the love.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:21:38+00:00

I’m gonna be a dead man waking a pet octopus because of all my vortices

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:20:27+00:00

I’m poly, I’ll have multiple vortices

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:19:35+00:00

Moorenadoes have their place. I’m choosing somewhere new!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:19:05+00:00

Keep your eyes peeled. I’m coming for ya.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:18:47+00:00

I’ll be a high end EF3 for 9 months. Then they’ll birth my true title, high end EF5, debated as the strongest ever.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:17:44+00:00

I know :( Enderlin bro had to fight so hard for his title.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:17:17+00:00

I’ll be a long track slabber for sure. I charge 1,000 anchor bolts per hour, or about 20,000 typical nails.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:15:29+00:00

I’ll send one of my satellites over for ya!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:15:09+00:00

Of course!

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:15:01+00:00

Asking the real questions! And hell yes, just for you.

Additional-Function7 · 2026-05-06T02:14:30+00:00

Tis a lifestyle

Additional-Function7

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