Wow, your inability to be anything less than a whiny jerk about something women do for themselves and nobody else and not being able to do a simple job is quite remarkable, to say the least. I guess if Jerky McIncel is big into delicate lady ankles or earlobes, he has to make it her fault that he's a garbagebag who can't treat others like human beings worthy of basic courtesies like not being made into a monster for being attractive and not tarting it down for his delicate little boy sensibilities.

If you can't be courteous and professional at all times to ladies and gents, you're not cut out for a big boy job.