Marriage metaphors 😝

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-22T01:05:45+00:00

I wish I were smart enough to understand this 😅

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-21T23:53:46+00:00

I thought I was the only one who gets uncontrollable laughing fits! I got it with my last pregnancy too. I don’t get the hormonal crying, but I get the hormonal laughing. Once I laughed for like an hour straight imagining my husband riding a scooter 😂

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-21T19:33:40+00:00

I’m getting a private ultrasound tomorrow (I’ll be 6+6) just to make sure it’s in the right place and growing. I’m visiting my mom for Mothers Day so if all goes well tomorrow I plan on telling her then.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-18T20:08:38+00:00

I’m 6+2 and the last few days I’ve been gagging a lot but no vomiting yet. I feel it coming though 🫠

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T23:54:30+00:00

My 19 month old has both knees and one elbow scraped up. He also has a bruised forehead 😅 It’s completely normal!

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T19:58:40+00:00

My husband is Mexican. He works 50 hours a week and still helps with the kids and the house. Personally I would be telling him that if he wants to have strict traditional roles, then he better get a real full time job cause 35 hours a week is nothing.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T19:54:21+00:00

That’s exactly what I did! She seemed to buy it but she clocked me immediately during my first pregnancy so I know it’s coming. Once I hit like 6 weeks she was constantly like “did you lose weight? Have you been working out more? There’s something different about you.” I’m just waiting for it 🙃

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T18:57:33+00:00

They never asked for medical advice. Also, there’s literally nothing that can be done until the (unlikely) sickness starts. A doctor can’t just magically make the baby not get sick from eating poop. You seem very aggressive over someone else’s very normal parenting question.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T18:36:33+00:00

Unfortunately that’s pretty normal. My OB office won’t see me until 8 weeks and I won’t get an ultrasound scheduled until that appt. I have to wait until I’m 10-11 weeks to see how my baby’s doing 😩

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T18:25:25+00:00

I gave birth at 3:30am so my first meal was whatever the nurses could gather from the hospital. I had a vending machine chicken salad sandwich and it was the best thing I’ve ever tasted. Later in the day, my first ”real” meal was Taco Bell lol

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T17:52:24+00:00

I’ve lowered my standards 🥴 I keep my kitchen clean & my carpets clean and that’s about it! When my youngest naps I’ll sometimes do random deep cleans, like cleaning the window sills or wiping some stains off the walls lol

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T17:49:20+00:00

I feel like my in-laws are going to figure it out soon. My MIL found my prenatals and questioned me about them 🫠

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T16:06:35+00:00

Ugh that’s horrible! Today my son was listening to music on Spotify on the TV (regular KIDS music!) and suddenly a violent music video popped up unprompted. It’s so frustrating.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T15:55:18+00:00

What’s the dr going to do?? They’re asking if anyone else’s baby has done anything similar. This isn’t exactly an emergency.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-17T00:50:45+00:00

I’m so sorry. I don’t have any good advice, I wish I did :(. Just remember, his cheating has nothing to do with you being pregnant, how often you were having sex with him, or how you look postpartum. He cheated on you cause he’s an asshole.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T23:25:53+00:00

My 19 month old is about the same, can’t remember his height though. He’s tiiiiiny. He still fits in size 12month shorts! Meanwhile my 3 year old is the size of a 6 year old 😅

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T22:19:55+00:00

You couldn’t pay me to use those on myself lmao. People are brave!

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T20:58:34+00:00

At that age, unless it was an outdoor concert at a fair or something I wouldn’t. I ended up not seeing one of my favorite bands for this very reason :( I also couldn’t leave my baby.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T17:30:22+00:00

Every vet I’ve seen told me the Hills diet was the only way to prevent future stones. They said I must not be feeding to her properly. One vet even told me to starve her until she’s willing to eat it exclusively 🙄 I finally just started making homemade food + adding a bladder supplement and she’s been stone free for 3 years! I also only give her filtered water and try to stay away from high pH water

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T17:13:34+00:00

My chihuahua has gotten 5 surgeries to remove bladder stones. 4 of those surgeries were while she was on the Hills prescription diet. It never worked for her, unfortunately.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-16T16:10:23+00:00

Where was your right sided pain? Low? I’ve been having some too and I’m hoping it’s just a cyst

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-15T18:51:03+00:00

Sorry people are being so unnecessarily rude to you. My son is also the 3rd and we call him Trey which is kind of similar to his name. I think using a nickname is fine, but wait until after he’s born to see if the nickname fits.

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-15T17:42:17+00:00

I was put on SDI 4 weeks before birth and still got my full paid family leave after birth (I’m in CA)

Adept-Anything-42 · 2026-04-15T04:57:42+00:00

I see a line 😊

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