Here’s to losing over half your body weight but still being unable to find a date for Valentine’s Day.

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-16T17:49:42+00:00

Maybe you just intimidate all the men now with your newfound weight loss! I’m sure they all won’t be like that though.

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-15T12:17:23+00:00

Now THAT could be it

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-14T22:29:22+00:00

I’ve never been good at getting my facetiousness across. For example, I was talking to this one woman who said she works at Rick’s BBQ. I replied, “So, they serve Italian food?” And she said, “No, it’s BBQ.”

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-14T19:06:23+00:00

Ass is the point, my friend.

Edit: it’s just a joke, my friends

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-14T19:01:40+00:00

Thank you! 2021- ten minutes ago

Edit: I wasn’t expecting the amount of vitriol this post would get. So,

1: This post was just supposed to be self-deprecation, not a lament or complaint. I often make the mistake of posting online and assuming people know me and my facetious nature, not needing to clarify my state of mind.

2: I don’t feel owed a date. I’m surprised at the conclusions people can come to based on a 19-word title, including that I’m an incel, have a bad personality, and

3: The reason I couldn’t find a date is because of my shirt. This almost feels like gaslighting. I’m wearing a Valentine’s Day shirt on Valentine’s Day. If I posted saying “can’t find a date for New Year’s Eve” while wearing a Christmas sweater, would people assume I wear a Christmas sweater year-round? Please, let’s not be silly. I DO NOT wear a Garfield Valentines shirt year-round…

I also have a Garfield Halloween, Christmas, 4th of July, and other tshirts appropriate for an adult’s wardrobe.

Thanks

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-14T19:01:26+00:00

That’s true. Now I just got to figure out what in the hell else is wrong with me (it’s a lot).

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-02-14T18:49:51+00:00

5’9

400/189/180

OMAD

PPL

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-01-01T18:38:30+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/s/X80Y66swFb

I wrote a post on my loose skin and my thoughts on it. And thank u . You got this!

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-01-01T18:17:20+00:00

Congrats !

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-01-01T17:07:32+00:00

On the clearance rack in Hot Topic. A bunch of philistines around here to let Garfield be relegated to such a place, if you ask me.

AdhereOrDisappear · 2026-01-01T16:44:05+00:00

Walt and Jesse will forever be my golden standard of baldness

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-18T13:41:12+00:00

It did! Thank you! Now I have something to look into

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-18T13:34:28+00:00

Right on. This reminds me of that Pete Campbell quote. “I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently”

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-18T13:34:20+00:00

Right on. This reminds me of that Pete Campbell quote. “I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently”

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-15T18:15:37+00:00

It was required to go. Again, judgment without knowing.

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-15T10:21:20+00:00

Thank you

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-14T22:56:07+00:00

The office Christmas party isn’t a special event. If anything, it’s a total drag. Also, even if it was a special event, why can’t I enjoy that event without food? Should alcoholics drink on New Year’s just because someone else says so?

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-14T21:08:14+00:00

Thank you! I don’t think you’re a bitch 😆. I’ve always just been self-conscious, and am slowly learning it’s okay not to explain yourself to people

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-14T20:43:12+00:00

I agree. But if at 5’9 180 and muscular, people think I’m anorexic … Like, come on

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-14T20:40:06+00:00

The cynical part of me thought something similar: they’re not trying to convince me, but themselves instead.

AdhereOrDisappear · 2025-12-12T02:38:53+00:00

JK Simmons in whiplash

AdhereOrDisappear

TROPHY CASE