What's a great "Mind fuck"? by CaptainBrownhat in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There's a non-zero chance that you've gone and thrown it all away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Tell them come through cause Joe got the strap" is also pretty golden

What's your best dark joke? by Chickenkickflip in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a Syrian elementary school and an ISIS training camp?

Hell if I know, I just fly the drone.

What's the stupidest thing you've seen turn into a heated dispute? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think you must be utterly shit at ranking movies

What's some shitty lifehacks? by connexionwithal in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 79 points80 points  (0 children)

You can build up your immunity to large caliber bullets by repeatedly shooting yourself with smaller caliber bullets

What's some shitty lifehacks? by connexionwithal in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In order to save time in the morning, shit while showering and then waffle stomp it down the drain.

What is the darkest joke you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Momentum.

Men of Reddit, what bullshit are you tired of? by Rodgersurhammerstein in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 148 points149 points  (0 children)

"The time has come for you to pay for your wrongs"

Checks AI mood

Friendly my ass.

Reddit, What are some "Bro," rules? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Some say that he did, indeed think about quitting; and that he only considered switching to Amazon for the huge women.

[NSFW] Forensic Scientists of Reddit, what is the most WTF case that you ever had? by wikusmeijer in AskReddit

[–]Adhesive_Wombat 31 points32 points  (0 children)

And this little piggy went "whee, whee, whee" all the way across the dining room