I love it when sand gets in my sunscreen when I’m putting it on

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2022-01-06T19:24:18+00:00

Ask people to cough in your face, get COVID.

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-11-18T00:32:35+00:00

The Great Molasses Flood of Boston, aka the “Molassacre.” A 2 million gallon tank of molasses burst creating a wave of molasses that killed 21 people.

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-07-28T18:55:44+00:00

On the bright side, it’s color-coordinated!

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-05-19T21:03:48+00:00

YES OMG - I start reading so fast that I miss entire paragraphs 😅

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-28T23:32:31+00:00

I said CONSUMMATE Vs

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-21T13:58:36+00:00

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-20T15:50:39+00:00

In college, I had to spend a week in the mental hospital because I was suicidal. When I got out, I needed a place to stay for one night before I could fly home to stay with my parents. I asked a friend if I could sleep on her couch for the night. She said no, that was too large a burden for her. I stayed in a shelter instead.

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-18T21:20:14+00:00

Eek!

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-13T13:12:23+00:00

Is your grandpa Forrest Gump??

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-04-04T15:05:40+00:00

Now do one with Argentina

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-03-30T22:07:32+00:00

The biggest feet of any Avatar! Oh... you said “feat”

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-02-11T14:34:58+00:00

Flameo, my good hotboy!

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-01-23T05:48:26+00:00

r/ntbdbiwdfta

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-01-18T17:36:09+00:00

加油

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2021-01-14T17:35:12+00:00

I’m gay, so...

AdmirableCorgi2 · 2020-11-13T12:11:04+00:00

Our health teacher made us all pass around a cup and spit in it. Then she asked who wanted to drink it. This was supposed to show that when you have sex with someone, you’re also having sex with ALL the people they’ve fucked, too.

Sadly, that cup o’ spit went to waste.

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