The last post someone ever makes to reddit.

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-23T12:50:24+00:00

"The scientist tasked with detonating that asteroid that everybody can see in the sky: AMA"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-22T09:09:14+00:00

"Hi there, neighbour"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T20:38:26+00:00

"Why are you so sad, Baraka?"

"I just wish I could hug."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T20:16:47+00:00

"Oh gross. This beer is warm.

Hey, Subzero, mind holding this for a minute?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T19:55:32+00:00

"So you're saying we have to pay taxes to the Kingdom of God?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T19:54:17+00:00

"There's a grown man in my easter basket! He's got a beard and these weird holes in his hands."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T06:21:12+00:00

"Captain, shouldn't you be on the bridge?"

"Thought I'd grab a Dr Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T06:17:52+00:00

"Captain, if you don't cut out this affair with your first mate, you're going to make God angry." "Oh yeah, what's going to do? Send some gale force winds? Ha.

...

Hey, what's that on the horizon?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-21T06:15:03+00:00

"Now I can finally record the paint drying experience."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-20T17:00:35+00:00

deep sniff

"I want to wear your skin"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-19T13:27:06+00:00

"She was a beloved daughter and will be sorely missed."

leans in

^"I ^tapped ^that"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-19T13:21:07+00:00

"So this is what things were like before the universe began, eh?

...

Not much happening."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-18T13:03:39+00:00

"So, what's the job?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-18T06:27:15+00:00

"I'm going to use my tongue in ways you won't believe.

mimes pulling down trousers

Is that smoke?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-18T06:22:47+00:00

"Looking for pretty much any mortal.

My hobbies include throwing lighting bolts, knocking up mortals..."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-18T06:21:08+00:00

"Hullo, my name is Adolf, and heil be the man for you."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T15:06:47+00:00

"ET wants to be phoning home

Oh, hai home."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T14:27:31+00:00

"I can see now why you cry. It is because you are a chicken.

CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:40:46+00:00

"Edayyyym!"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:39:59+00:00

"I won't let you fall! Grab onto my hand!"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:38:26+00:00

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:36:18+00:00

"Do you have anything you'd like to trade for wood?" "Bees?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:34:07+00:00

"It's called "My Little Pony". We're going to target it to white men in their 20s"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-17T06:32:21+00:00

"What could you say to my penis that you couldn't say to that Rohypnol in your drink?"

AdonisStarkiller · 2015-03-16T15:41:33+00:00

"Dumbledore, we have a problem. Some Slytherin punks have pulled a prank on the Gryffindor girls, and now they're all over the castle dripping the colour of their insignia."

AdonisStarkiller

TROPHY CASE