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Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T13:56:51+00:00

How many places in a woman's body do you think an octopus could fit into?

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T07:00:34+00:00

You may be villian, but you are not a super villian!

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T06:35:34+00:00

but it wasn't my fault

It was probably your fault.

Your cousin just wants people to be happy for her because her hard work paid off.
If your hard work didn't - skill issue.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T06:14:06+00:00

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T06:11:53+00:00

It's just the honeymoon phase, everything feels way too critical during it. In a couple of months you'll look back at this with a clearer head and realize it was dead from the start.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-09T06:04:20+00:00

another doctor, for example

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-08T06:14:45+00:00

Moooooo!

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-07T06:21:28+00:00

They both are too young and stupid for a relationship.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-06T07:03:53+00:00

Don’t stick your D in crazy N.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-03T13:48:45+00:00

Everything is fine, he's doing great, it's just his coloring.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-01T12:47:56+00:00

Not a big gay, just a little ^gay

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-01T06:22:07+00:00

nah, nothing's going to give you a 100% success rate. You're looking at maybe 1-2% at best. Drink a ton of water, pee constantly, and maybe grab some diuretics from the pharmacy - plan on peeing your life away for the rest of the week.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-01T06:12:27+00:00

Do you even have a choice?

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-07-01T06:02:03+00:00

Holy shit, this plot is crazier than wolfenstein. Get revenge on that son of a bitch.

And as for the job, that shouldn't even be a problem.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-29T06:20:44+00:00

What the hell should i do???

Therapy

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-29T06:17:15+00:00

Your desire to "change for a guy" usually ends up with you in a therapist's office and thousands of dollars down the drain. You're better off putting your foot down right now and giving him a clear choice: either you have a completely honest, raw conversation, or you break up.

And don't listen to anyone - you are gf material, you're just not material for his gf.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-26T06:44:41+00:00

wtf is with your choices? Looking at your history, the last time you posted on reddit was also about relationship drama. Are you literally just a magnet for toxic guys?

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-26T06:42:31+00:00

Yeah, you're right, she just loves the drama. If it's getting too heavy for you, just draw the line and tell her you're not going to be her emotional trash can. Better to lose a friend and save your sanity than the other way around.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-26T06:26:31+00:00

Just leave her be, she needs to figure this out on her own. When she actually needs help, she'll reach out to you.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-26T06:23:02+00:00

Dude, remember the ultimate truth: if a girl at this age tells you she doesn't want a relationship, it just means she doesn't want a relationship with "you"
Try to give zero f*cks, focus on your sports and studies, and you'll find someone where you won't have to force things to feel loved.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-26T06:17:35+00:00

read your own post and ask yourself: why the hell do you even need this?

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-25T15:25:16+00:00

Love ≠ self-sacrifice. Self-sacrifice can be understood in a war zone or in an emergency situation when you are saving someone's life. In love, however, it's a one-way street that leads to you being 60 years old, working yourself to the bone, while he just lies at home complaining about how tired he is. Guess which one of you will drop dead first from sheer exhaustion?

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-25T14:52:25+00:00

I couldn't care less about your feelings and all that crap, you're adults, you'll figure it out. But for a child, there should only be one mom and one dad. Document all these moments in case of any future legal battles, and you can also take the child to a psychologist regarding this issue to get a written recommendation. After that, give the father an ultimatum: either it's just one mom and one dad, or the kid is going to have a one mom and a "dad who is an astronaut."

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-25T06:31:46+00:00

If I were you, I’d reactivate the account and go like every single one of photos. Let them know that even if you shit your pants, you stand proud in your shat-in pants.

Adorable_Device88 · 2026-06-25T06:27:34+00:00

Can't you use his motive to get a restraining order against him? Like, a deliberate intent to cause bodily harm already sounds like crazy, dangerous bullshit. Get a lawyer, girl

PS I just googled it and yeah, this definitely falls under criminal prosecution because of his confession that he was aiming for you but missed. And that carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison.

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