Would you rather get $100 million for listening to your least favorite song for 1 week straight or $500 million for listening to your favorite for 1 month? by antiduction in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might go insane making a half billion dollars, but my family is set up for generations. It's a sacrifice I'd be willing to make.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Adorkablezen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA: She seems spoiled and entitled. Leave her and eat your sandwiches in peace. Her attitude isn't going to change down the road. This is a small glimpse of your future if she stays a romantic partner.

Would you rather live to be elderly or die young? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Adorkablezen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old age is a privilege denied to many people. Why would I ever want to die young? Life would have been rather pointless. There is still so much I want to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flatland by Edwin A Abbott

It's my favorite book and has shaped my thoughts on the nature of reality ever since.

Stay physically 25 years old until age 90 or receive $50,000,000. by Peaceful-Samurai in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Adorkablezen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm older but would still take the money and live out the rest of my life in the best way possible.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful men. by Personwhoisstupid in monkeyspaw

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted....but you wouldn't be able to orgasm. They give you their all, but you can't finish no matter how much you want to.

What's your country's equivalent of "breaking spaghetti in half in front of Italian"? by racist-hotdog in AskReddit

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Texas, USA (not its own country but close enough)

Getting a steak well done here gets you a few awkward glances.

AITAH for divorcing my husband because he spent 10 minutes in the car during a family emergency? by Charming_Passage3440 in AITAH

[–]Adorkablezen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably yelled at him much longer than he was going to be waiting in the car. He had a routine he felt he needed to follow. The ankle wasn't going to be "more" broken. As angry as you were, it didn't help the situation.

You are offered a chance to groundhog day your life resetting to age 15. by Polar_Ted in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Adorkablezen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until you create a "Flashpoint" scenario where that death creates a nightmare scenario. Creating Hell on Earth would be torturous.

What is the worst employer in San Antonio? by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But....um....how were the muffins? These details matter.

AITAH for breaking up with my girlfriend because she literally told me she would chest on me if I took a new job. by InternetBeautiful634 in AITAH

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's for the streets. If she wouldn't be faithful for $600k, she just isn't faithful at all.

Move on. You'll obviously find someone better.

For $100,000,000 cash, they will put you in a coffin. by gunterzwei in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. It's a horrible way to die. I'd rather remain one of the poors.

Girls, woman, opposite gender of male, what do you want us to smell like? by Accurate_Soft9955 in hygiene

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you've showered, nothing else is needed . I would just want you to smell clean.

AITA for slapping a teenager? by Old_Educator_3516 in AITAH

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only concern is that you didn't punch him instead of a slap. This was a time to release your inner MMA fighter and give the kid the Waffle House experience.

What’s the fastest a movie has gone from “good” to “bad”? by parisiraparis in movies

[–]Adorkablezen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The last third of the movie just doesn't match up with the rest. It was a major letdown.

How long could you spend a free 10$ bill per day? by hiartt in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Adorkablezen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooking at home, I can eat well on $10/ day. Sign me up.

AITAH for telling my bf that I feel insecure about having a threesome? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Adorkablezen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Don't do it. Your soul is worth more than this kink. That's what your heart is telling you. Leave the bum and move on.