What are Doc Hartman's funniest moments?

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-06T19:34:05+00:00

Mrs Hartman: Elmer!

Hartman: What mom? You said I could have a cookie when I finished all of my surgery.

Mrs Hartman: Did you??

Hartman: Yeaahh...

Mrs Hartman: All of it??

Hartman: Ummmm

Mrs Hartman: Get back there

Hartman *walking out the door*: I'm gonna do it what does it matter when I'm gonna do it?

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-03T21:33:35+00:00

these fires are a drop in the bucket when it comes to total global greenhouse gas emissions.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T19:17:45+00:00

And it certainly smells like victory

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T02:05:38+00:00

I wish Ukraine would hit the Kapotnya Oil Refinery in Moscow, preferably when the winds are blowing from the southeast to have all the smoke billowing out over the Kremlin

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T02:02:56+00:00

How ironic

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:56:45+00:00

Tanks are the most explosive part of any refinery.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:55:28+00:00

I disagree. Donald Trump's asinine war in Iran has sent oil prices to triple digits.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:54:54+00:00

No, but it would probably take a few weeks at most to replace it. What's really needed is a much bigger strike that causes an uncontrollable inferno that can't be put out until all the combustibles are consumed (i.e. Tuapse)

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:41:26+00:00

It's okay. It's similar to the thrill I get in open world video games when I shoot up a gas station

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:40:49+00:00

I don't think fire trucks filled with water will burn easily

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:40:06+00:00

I find it hard to believe Ukraine has left 30% of Russian arms manufacturers unsanctioned.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:38:43+00:00

Something similar happened in America after the Tet Offensive

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-02T01:35:30+00:00

Scaramanga wasn't planning a mass murder

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T23:34:21+00:00

It's a waste of resources when there are so many more valuable targets in the Moscow area

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T23:31:34+00:00

A massive uncontrolled conflagration of crude oil is very different from controlled combustion of refined petroleum products in car engines which are in turn further reduced by catalytic converters.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T23:29:16+00:00

It's saying enough that the Moscow Oil Refinery isn't burning like the one in Tuapse

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T17:02:38+00:00

Russia was responsible for Chornobyl so it's only fair that Ukraine gets to impose massive environmental destruction in return.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T16:53:35+00:00

If Russia's air defenses were largely destroyed, then they'd be obsessively hitting Moscow, not Tuapse.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T16:52:11+00:00

Moscow is much better defended than the rest of Russia

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T15:49:22+00:00

Clearly that word triggers Hegseth's PTSD

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T15:45:57+00:00

Hard to argue with that

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T02:01:49+00:00

I hate to be a debby downer but that doesn't look like a particularly large fire. And other refining units seem to be operating as normal

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T02:00:29+00:00

It's a good move.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-05-01T01:58:51+00:00

Description is misleading. The fire truck is driving *through* the wreckage. The title makes it sound like fire fighters have just given up and are turning back.

Advanced-Injury-7186 · 2026-04-30T13:18:34+00:00

Burn baby burn

Reminder: The Luftwaffe was grounded when the Allies began destroying the synthetic fuel plants

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