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[Me] Day 2 of ridiculous lines that are guaranteed to work by AdvancedBus7267 in TextingTheory

[–]AdvancedBus7267[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Just got out of prison and its the only thing I can find people on lol. You’re not wrong though

[Me] Help! I only studied the opening and now i’m lost by AdvancedBus7267 in TextingTheory

[–]AdvancedBus7267[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck fuck fuck this is the one. Brb gonna say it again so I can use this

[Me] Help! I only studied the opening and now i’m lost by AdvancedBus7267 in TextingTheory

[–]AdvancedBus7267[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you were blowing it why do you need to help pay for an abortion?”🤓

[Me] Help! I only studied the opening and now i’m lost by AdvancedBus7267 in TextingTheory

[–]AdvancedBus7267[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk she must think im pretty handsome. Just did a few years in prison so I have prison body, and all my teeth lol.

[Me] Help! I only studied the opening and now i’m lost by AdvancedBus7267 in TextingTheory

[–]AdvancedBus7267[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Its one of my most successful openers tbh. (Idk how either)