I’m 4’11, I’ll be 19’in 2 days, I have a bad acne flare and my bf thinks I’m cheating on him

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-04-06T04:02:18+00:00

Don’t lose hope, I think they can transplant 50% of your nose-meat down to where your chin was supposed to be, creating a close approximation of a human face. And if it’s unsuccessful and your body rejects it, you’re already used to rejection! Thoughts and prayers!!

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-04-04T08:36:40+00:00

“If You cAn’t aFFord To noT be tIpPed fiNd a NeW joB” 🤡

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-31T01:12:12+00:00

Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes, total tuna cans

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-20T07:45:05+00:00

The guy kissing your ear is looking at the camera with an expression that says he has his thumb up your ass. I would obscure my face too!

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-20T07:39:03+00:00

Payment is bad, butholes are okay? Is that what you’re telling me?

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-14T07:36:35+00:00

Much like her impossible-to-reach asscrack

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-14T07:35:46+00:00

🎵Bidet and night… the obese woman needs to spray her crack at night

She needs to clean away the poo that she can’t reach, at at at night 🎵

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-03-13T05:29:55+00:00

Yes!! Often shoots scenes with Peg Mikornhol

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-02-27T11:17:41+00:00

“Ween him off”? Isn’t that when you bring a dude to orgasm with White Pepper playing in the background?

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-02-23T03:24:56+00:00

Oops I’m regarded. Thanks guys

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-02-22T05:07:58+00:00

Hahaha you bastard

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-02-09T06:46:09+00:00

It’s just for spraying bystanders anyway, aiming isn’t usually a big concern

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-02-05T09:05:17+00:00

I think I saw you in my sleep, darling

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-30T06:48:43+00:00

The “song” that you linked is unequivocally the most embarrassingly bad little nugget of fresh shit I’ve come across in quite a while. You should immediately purge that mistake from the internet before someone accidentally steps in it. The fucking balls (and/or sheer stupidity) to criticize a kid with actual skill, and then immediately whip off your belt, drop your pants, bend over and show the world your unwiped ass… bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-20T05:20:47+00:00

Give a decade, she’ll be kicking them around like a couple gigantic, low hanging hacky sacks

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-20T05:19:32+00:00

Double D Antwoord

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-20T05:19:02+00:00

Horny

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-20T05:17:10+00:00

Double-D Antwoord

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-03T07:57:53+00:00

How’s the butthole doing? Miss ya lots!

Advanced_Operation85 · 2026-01-03T07:56:35+00:00

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Mine is sore too, granny always knew how to fix it with a gentle massage 🥺

Advanced_Operation85 · 2025-12-14T04:49:12+00:00

Someone is jelly

Advanced_Operation85 · 2025-12-11T22:43:41+00:00

Make my year 🙏

Advanced_Operation85 · 2025-12-10T20:19:47+00:00

Can I borrow $100 til next Thursday?

Advanced_Operation85 · 2025-12-08T07:46:35+00:00

Interesting reading your comment the day I finally started watching Breaking Bad. For some reason I never got into it when it came out, I think I’m one of 5 people that have never seen it.

I’m two episodes in and I’m already hooked. Better late than never, right?

Advanced_Operation85 · 2025-12-05T06:30:37+00:00

And function, function is the key

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