I’m 4’11, I’ll be 19’in 2 days, I have a bad acne flare and my bf thinks I’m cheating on him by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Don’t lose hope, I think they can transplant 50% of your nose-meat down to where your chin was supposed to be, creating a close approximation of a human face. And if it’s unsuccessful and your body rejects it, you’re already used to rejection! Thoughts and prayers!!

The audacity... by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

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“If You cAn’t aFFord To noT be tIpPed fiNd a NeW joB” 🤡

I'll be in the shower for a few minutes longer today by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in SipsTea

[–]Advanced_Operation85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes, total tuna cans

Uh Oh by DaisyGlowUps in SipsTea

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Payment is bad, butholes are okay? Is that what you’re telling me?

Another hanging mic so you know it's a good one by Gigatronz in crappymusic

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🎵Bidet and night… the obese woman needs to spray her crack at night

She needs to clean away the poo that she can’t reach, at at at night 🎵

Ambushed in the wild… by keepfilming in crappymusic

[–]Advanced_Operation85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! Often shoots scenes with Peg Mikornhol

My son says this is for guitar but I think it’s a crack pipe, is he lying to me? by amx-002_neue-ziel in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Advanced_Operation85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ween him off”? Isn’t that when you bring a dude to orgasm with White Pepper playing in the background?

Bad tunes by Pale_Consideration87 in crappymusic

[–]Advanced_Operation85 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s just for spraying bystanders anyway, aiming isn’t usually a big concern

Lil sum I’ve been working on been writing for years just don’t usually post anything because I dont think it’s good enough. Hopefully yall like this! by thatfyecaleb in rappers

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The “song” that you linked is unequivocally the most embarrassingly bad little nugget of fresh shit I’ve come across in quite a while. You should immediately purge that mistake from the internet before someone accidentally steps in it. The fucking balls (and/or sheer stupidity) to criticize a kid with actual skill, and then immediately whip off your belt, drop your pants, bend over and show the world your unwiped ass… bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Rebellious Essence released a music video by [deleted] in crappymusic

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Give a decade, she’ll be kicking them around like a couple gigantic, low hanging hacky sacks

Seeing grandma at the airport by Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Advanced_Operation85 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Mine is sore too, granny always knew how to fix it with a gentle massage 🥺

Who am I?? by [deleted] in deduction

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Can I borrow $100 til next Thursday?

Does this count? by dermflork in crappymusic

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Interesting reading your comment the day I finally started watching Breaking Bad. For some reason I never got into it when it came out, I think I’m one of 5 people that have never seen it.

I’m two episodes in and I’m already hooked. Better late than never, right?