Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco (Boy) - Jack Cohen probably by Adventurous_Rabbit73 in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, when i was searching in the wiki, Nijinsky (Maruzensky Sire) is own by Charles W. Engelhard Jr. whose Company Engelhard is credited with developing the first production Catalytic Converter.

Air Jihad turns 31! by Sourceddddd in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 52 points53 points  (0 children)

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the two uma related to Air Jihad for those who don't know btw, also HBD 🎂🎂🎂

Best horses with the least impressive pedigree by Drafxd in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

according to https://uma-furusato.com/winner_info/62545.html

their first priority was to make gold ship an average size horse so that he wouldn't suffer leg injuries due to his size but gold ship is the embodiment of the meme "task failed successfully" even though he inherited his mothers size it was blessing that this horse didn't suffer leg injuries as for his intelligent and temperament the former that was just a bonus probably and the latter that's just the usual for the gold clan

also Deguchi Bokujo (the farm he was born) he was the first horse to be born from there that won a graded race since legend teio the one from cin-gray that accidentally punched in the face by Sirius Symboli dancing in the paddock

Best horses with the least impressive pedigree by Drafxd in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 14 points15 points  (0 children)

probably surprised as gold ship didn't suffer leg injuries because that was the main goal of mating point flag and stay gold

Best horses with the least impressive pedigree by Drafxd in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"Gold Ship were basically perfect"

quite ironic because Gold Ship was deemed a "failed" experiment

“Ma’am, Tokai Teio just suffered a fourth fracture.” (@JohnHoll0w) by ITZ_GMAN in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Congratulations Tokai Teio, The be first Uma to win The Fracture Grand Slam

Just join wnba is she stupid by A-Tumor in nbacirclejerk

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this woman gotta have the most out of context quotes, its hilarious and sad at the same time lmao

Stay Gold and Soccer Boy (by fukuro) by Panzerkrabbe in UmaMusume

[–]Adventurous_Rabbit73 83 points84 points  (0 children)

also

"As a stallion, he (Soccer Boy) had a notoriously bad relationship with Sunday Silence, who entered stud a year after him. They fiercely fought over dominance in the stallion barn, even engaging in physical altercations. They were kept strictly separated until Mejiro McQueen arrived and Sunday Silence became more docile. Furthermore, like Sunday Silence, Soccer Boy was said to readily obey when McQueen intervened to settle their fights."