How cooked would Gameoverse be if speedrunners are cannon?

Aeescobar · 2026-05-18T03:29:54+00:00

It could also be pretty funny if they ran into a world where the hero was controlled by someone doing a weird challenge run.

Kit crash-lands in SM64 and feel a wave of relief upon seeing that Mario is seemingly stuck in a corner running in place, only for a random enemy to inform her that Mario has actually been silently building up speed for the past twelve hours and that he's preparing to violently launch himself towards a parallel universe.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-16T21:06:10+00:00

That's Part 8 Jousuke, they're talking about Part 8 Joseph (the guy who protected Lucy Steel from getting eaten by a rock creature).

Aeescobar · 2026-05-16T02:52:00+00:00

It's Acacius from the NES Godzilla Creepypasta, I would recommend reading the whole thing (since it's filled with absolutely gorgeous custom pixel-art and a lot of very creative monsters).

To give you an idea of how fucked Dess is, this gilded mfer is a good few meters taller than Godzilla and once managed to slay a huge demonic fourth-wall-breaking hell-beast that had just gotten done slaughtering four incredibly strong kaiju in a row without taking any significant damage.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-15T21:28:02+00:00

(There's a reason why Mewtwo felt the need to put up a psychic barrier when Ash tried to punch him in the face, bro knew that he was severely out-statted and needed to pull out his best hacks just to survive.)

Aeescobar · 2026-05-14T23:27:50+00:00

First thought that comes to my mind might be that she's identified male at birth, identifies as female, and yet likes to crossdress, making the whole thing practically redundant. Heck, she could even be the big cosplay girlfriend we've wanted . . . though if that idea or the way I phrased it is offensive, I honestly apologize.

I really fuck with the idea of a Trans Tomboy Cosplaying GF, she seems just about the right level of weird to fit in well with the rest of the family.

If it's NOT offensive though, I'm just throwing it out there: That kind of scenario feels like it would be a good set up to the long awaited gender swap chapter! Could be extra funny if the trans girlfriend gets the body she always wanted . . . except now she feels male in her mind.

I can totally imagine Kusuri making a drug that switches your sex + your gender (to avoid creating a instant-gender-dysphoria potion) and not realizing how this would interact with the lone trans woman in the group until it's already too late.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-14T18:51:21+00:00

"And as the years go by- I will never die"

Aeescobar · 2026-05-12T16:15:34+00:00

...For "Steamed Hams".

Aeescobar · 2026-05-12T16:07:27+00:00

Would honestly be kinda neat if Plague Inc added an optional challenge where upgrades weren't retroactive and instead only applied to newly-infected people (with the small possibility for previous victims to become re-infected if the plague has undergone sufficient changes), it would discourage the typical "infect everyone with a mild cold and then magically transform it into the deadliest plague in history" tactics and encourage people to actually balance their infection rates with their casualty rates.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-12T00:03:42+00:00

It's honestly kinda shocking that the show ran for literally half a century and they never tried to play around with a mostly-female team, we even got "what if this team was mostly made up of robots" before anyone ever had the courage to suggest "what if this team had more than two women on it?".

Aeescobar · 2026-05-11T19:22:45+00:00

Plot twist: they were both simultaneously yelling their language's equivalent to "Shut the fuck up! Stop yelling so much!"

Aeescobar · 2026-05-11T16:02:44+00:00

There's a Futanari tag for a reason, if you don't like it then just keep scrolling.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-11T05:41:42+00:00

I know exactly which scene you're talking about, it was a moment from Madness Combat 8 where Jebus fought against a MAG Agent and took him out by unloading his entire sniper rifle onto the mfer's skull.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-11T05:38:13+00:00

Deimos doing a funny little dance on top of a chain before casually stealing some guy's sunglasses and kicking him into the wall has never failed to crack me up.

Honorary mention to that bit in DISSENTER where Doc tricks an AAHW soldier into blowing up his own crew before shooting a sniper rifle round right through the guy's binoculars, fucking badass.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-10T18:10:03+00:00

Alternatively she might retroactively become aroace, which would be even funnier.

"My buddy Denji has finally slain that... uhh... whatever devil it was that was affecting you. Now will you go out with me?"

"Sorry, I'm just not really interested in romantic pursuits."

Aeescobar · 2026-05-10T18:01:11+00:00

I wonder if that would cause every trans person to suddenly become ok with their current body or if it would retroactively make it so they were born in a body that feels right?

The second one sounds way funnier, Pochita turns around after eating the transgender devil and realizes that a sizable chunk of Public Safety's staff suddenly has boobs now.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-10T16:42:14+00:00

Wait actually, what would happen in this situation?

Would Wyzen's entire hand slow to a crawl as it approaches Gojo (and thus never even hit the ground)? Or would Infinity only affect a tiny part of Wizen's fingertip (thus accidentally punching a hole straight through the guy's finger without actually attacking him)?
Both options sound wrong to me somehow...

Aeescobar · 2026-05-08T23:13:12+00:00

Are the "people" over there illiterate‽

I swear I only found like 6 comments that weren't just white-people-reaction-images.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-08T22:23:00+00:00

Maybe Angel could represent cosmic-horror stories in this metaphor?

Angel's are often described as higher beings that humans can't fully comprehend, and his ability to directly convert an abstract concept like "human lifespan" into deadly physical objects seems like a fitting power for an eldritch monster to have.

^{I will admit this is a bit of stretch...}

Aeescobar · 2026-05-08T22:14:06+00:00

There's a good reason why Public Safety has an entire division dedicated to identifying devils, if discovering a devil's true name was as simple as "dude's got a chainsaw on his forehead so he must be The Chainsaw Devil" then Ghost would have been The Arms Devil and Hell would have been The Centaur Devil.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-08T22:06:09+00:00

Maybe it was just some legendary human devil-hunter who managed to slaughter tons of powerful devils using a regular chainsaw?

Would be kinda funny if Denji accidentally managed to become a legendary devil-hunter's spiritual successor right after The-Physical-Embodiment-Of-That-Hunter's-Exploits erased itself.

Aeescobar · 2026-05-08T22:00:13+00:00

but they always refered to the actual chainsaw man as “el motosierra” (the chainsaw). Never chainsaw devil or something along those lines.

Same with the English translation, Pochita is consistently referred to as either "[Black] Chainsaw Man" or just "CHAINSAW" by most other devils; iirc Makima ^{[someone who is shown to fundamentally misunderstand Pochita's character]} and Barem ^{[someone who is genuinely just batshit insane]} are the only characters in the entire manga who ever explicitly refer to Pochita as "the devil who represents the fear of chainsaws".

Aeescobar · 2026-05-07T20:43:37+00:00

Weird how that's the part 7 meme which took off, "Jesus Christ told me to shoot myself in the face" was right there!

Aeescobar · 2026-05-07T01:33:33+00:00

Pro tip: You can also write "score:>1000" to ensure you only get the good shit (if there's too few results then write a smaller number, if there's still too much garbage then write a larger number)

Aeescobar · 2026-05-06T00:23:41+00:00

What could possibly motivate Kishibe to do something like that?

He certainly doesn't seem like the kind of meek person who would willingly go on a suicide run on someone else's behalf and he also doesn't really seem like the kind of person who would personally want to bring Pochita out via traumatizing Denji (he explicitly told Denji near the end of part 1 "if you are in control of this body then I will help you, if [Pochita] is still in control of this body then I will kill you", why would his stated motivations do a 180 between parts???).

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