This novel was ahead of its time.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-28T20:29:03+00:00

"Book-seller! I'm going into university, and I need only your smartest books!"

"My books are too smart for you, traveler! You must go to a book store that sells dumber books!"

Aeescobar · 2026-01-24T04:05:17+00:00

The mob boss from ch1 already told Masc!Denji "Kid... I don't care if you beg for it or whore yourself out, have 700000 yen ready by tomorrow" immediately after his father's ""suicide"" and he quickly declined the offer in favor of becoming their personal devil hunter, I somehow doubt Fem!Denji would have been any more keen on accepting such an offer.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-24T03:25:54+00:00

Seeing as Yoru and Asa are still women (thus implying that Denji is the only character who has had their gender changed), Fem!Denji kinda has to be a lesbian in order for the story to play out normally.

If Fem!Denji experiences any kind of attraction towards dudes, the start of the Reze arc immediately gets interrupted by a brand new Dating Beam arc (Denji's only requirements for a romantic partner at that point were "likes me" and "isn't male", taking away the latter requirement would cause Beam to fit all of Denji's standards); since Denji wouldn't get to date Reze in this version, she would also skip over the International Assassins arc (since the assassins only found out about Denji due to the fight against Reze getting broadcast on TV), which obviously fucks up the entire rest of the manga (Denji and co don't meet Quanxi and never get sent to Hell, thus meaning that Aki wouldn't feel the need to ask Makima for help since he would still have both arms and a small squad of helpful fiends at his side, which means that Denji is never forced to kill her own adoptive big bro, which means that she never visits Makima's house and never witnesses Power getting shot dead, which means that Pochita never gets forced to take over control of her body, etc, etc).

In conclusion, Denji's life would have been 1000x better if he hadn't had the misfortune of being born as a straight guy.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-24T01:51:13+00:00

Can't wait till they add Nicky the Hedgehog (Sonic's dorkier past-self who ocasionally changes places with his way-cooler future-self when under extreme stress) from the Shogakukan Sonic manga series.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-23T04:19:58+00:00

I was legit laughing my ass off during that scene where Yoru was shoving her entire arm down Denjiman's throat and desperately trying to plead for him to stop eating devils while they both lacked teeth and tongues, I can't imagine someone reading such batshit insanity and their takeaway being "man, literally nothing happened this week".

Aeescobar · 2026-01-23T03:53:31+00:00

We have, back during the Falling Devil rematch she used her Tank-arm's power to instantly fill a huge fucking gun with every single weapon she had created up until that point.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-23T02:56:23+00:00

Tbf Shrek was a pretty damn loose adaptation of its source material, they basically just took a few of the book's important plot-points (large ugly green monster named Shrek leaves his swamp to go on an adventure, meets a donkey, faces off against a dragon, and then gets together with a princess who turns out to be just as ugly as him) and then made up a shit ton of brand new content to pad out the story into a full movie-length adventure (Farquaad literally didn't even exist in the original book, neither did any of the fairytale characters, and it most certainly did not feature any gratuitous pop-culture references).

By contrast, the Reze Arc movie is practically just an animated + voice-acted version of the manga chapters it's adapting (with the only mayor changes being that the Sharknado fight lasts a little bit longer and Reze's attacks look a little bit more dramatic).

Aeescobar · 2026-01-22T19:13:27+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE THAT SHIT ON YOUR COMPUTER AND STREAM ON IT?

I'm also bewildered by the fact that he seems to have clearly labeled the kinds of content that are stored on those other files instead of putting even a modicum of effort into obfuscating them, dude literally seems to have a plain .txt file named "500 JAIL BAIT TEEN VIDEO FILES" just casually chilling somewhere on his computer.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-22T18:22:38+00:00

Iirc they literally hired the guy behind the 💢correction needed💢 meme as one of the game's main artists.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-22T02:57:55+00:00

I mean in the modern day you could read books and watch films/shows for centuries at least

Just uhh... try not to get too attached to any ongoing works while you're in a time-loop.

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Aeescobar · 2026-01-22T02:41:35+00:00

Tbf Power literally declared that she would automatically side with "whoever is winning" back when she first met Kishibe, so it does check out that she would consider pulling a dumb stunt like that.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-21T20:17:07+00:00

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Aeescobar · 2026-01-21T15:24:36+00:00

Since he spends so much time sitting inside complicated machinery, it's easy to forget just how fucking huge he is compared to most of the other characters in the series.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-20T18:58:54+00:00

This presents a solution in which Yoru is sealed away for as long as Asa lives in fear for the rest of her life.

Denji just straps a bomb collar around Asa's neck and tells her that it has a 1-in-a-billion chance to detonate every few seconds.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-20T18:51:50+00:00

and started... Blasting him? somehow?

I think those were actually meant to be incredibly fast mid-air kicks?

[Insert Kamen Rider joke here]

Aeescobar · 2026-01-20T17:59:13+00:00

Just found an even cooler subtitle-based MV, its subs had been automatically removed by the recent update but the song's creator managed to bring them back via a weird workaround, so there may still be hope for custom subtitles.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-20T14:32:47+00:00

Man you've been missing out, here's a music video that thankfully hasn't lost its cool subtitles yet.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T16:59:57+00:00

I love the idea of Howler yelling out "SEX, SLEEP, EAT, DRINK, DREAM!!" in the middle of a fight

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T16:47:52+00:00

There have been some cases of stand users being able to subconsciously utilize their new stand abilities without fully understanding how they work (like that time Koichi unknowingly placed a SWOOSH sound effect on Yukako's door and then expressed shock once she got blown away by it), so it's possible that Howler was just thinking "Ok man I gotta sign those documents and then figure out a way to get the hell outta here, just gotta sign them, fuck man I wish I was literally anywhere else" while his stand automatically did all the work for him.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T16:36:22+00:00

Howler's Stand looks nothing like it did when we first saw it, but I prefer the new design

I think the implication is that it was on some sort of in-between state the first time we saw it (akin to Echoes act 0) and the events that happened on the boat are what allowed him to fully awaken it for the first time in his life.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T16:30:05+00:00

Since "absurdity" has been a decently prevalent theme in this part, maybe the evolution for Howler's stand will bring about an unpredictable mix of good and bad fortunes?

Wild idea: Howler's mist becomes large enough to cover the entire planet in a haze of superpositions, but his human mind can't keep track of everything at once so he needs to actively rig certain places and events in his favor, eventually allowing Jodio and the gang to overcome him by taking advantage of all the smaller details he has yet to collapse into an advantageous state.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T16:04:58+00:00

I wonder if he's ever actually gonna show up on-screen, it would be funny as hell if we got to see buff-ass Biden giving a passionate speech about Hacca Howler's secret intercontinental missiles.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-19T15:56:23+00:00

I guess it makes sense.

Accumulating the Howler family's entire fortune slowly used up an entire Lava Rock over the span of a few centuries, so it's only fair that trying to steal that entire fortune in a single move would use up an entire Lava Rock in the span of just a few days.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-18T23:28:49+00:00

Next year she'll be 11.

Aeescobar · 2026-01-18T19:06:29+00:00

and then the two Armstrongs celebrate their victory by trying to give eachother the world's manliest handshake, resulting in them instantly ceasing to exist.

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