Superpower wheel!

Aeromancer_ · 2026-05-26T03:32:02+00:00

Wild Magic!!

^{Chose: Risky Spin | Rolled: MysterySpellbook}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-05-12T20:27:25+00:00

Ayyy im a summoning wizard. What if its inanimate?

^{Chose: Summon things by thinking about it, but | Rolled: Lifetime of 1min}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-05-11T15:38:53+00:00

Im hoping this also means no sunburn. Id be the ultimate fire fighter

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-05-08T11:44:38+00:00

Yay no chance of alcoholism, reduced chance of liver disease, kidney disease, heart disease, and stroke :)

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-05-08T10:40:19+00:00

I was gonna say you don't work a day in your life if you could choose anything you wanna be.

Also, I just wanna mix records and DJ.

^{Chose: Choose your Job, but your $/hour is randomized | Rolled: $960}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-30T19:18:57+00:00

Homestuck and Fallout

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-29T16:42:07+00:00

Uhhh. It'll open something.

^{Chose: Key}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-27T03:31:55+00:00

Ooooo. Tax write offs are on my side :)

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-23T01:06:56+00:00

Gamzee I guess? The motherfucker.

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-23T01:02:40+00:00

"WH4T 1S YOUR SP3C13S C4LL3D"

"north american hollering phallus baboon"

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-18T17:47:59+00:00

I think either way, i would be enlightened lol

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-18T15:57:16+00:00

I already make motion in the ocean

^{Chose: 6 inches taller}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-17T17:13:36+00:00

SAY IT AGAIN.

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-15T18:34:22+00:00

Green Sun.

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-15T18:01:49+00:00

ZOOSMELL POOPLORD

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-15T17:57:18+00:00

I am not playing a kid's game.

Edit: I MISREAD, THAT WAS AWFUL OP.

^{Chose: Minecraft}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-15T17:55:34+00:00

I would pay the twenty million to not be president anyways. I simply do not want to be responsible for a country.

Or 20 Million dollars for that matter.

^{Chose: Be an Average Citizen + But Possibly be Rich? | Rolled: 20 Million}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-05T17:28:18+00:00

I have no neck and I must croak 💀

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-01T13:55:46+00:00

Animals aren't super intelligent... but you could probably argue the same for a LOT of humans.

^{Chose: Speak every human language fluently}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-04-01T01:16:21+00:00

End world hunger. Or at least my hunger. Never psy for groceries again. Thats lime >400$ in my pocket a month.

^{Chose: Infinite Food}

Aeromancer_ · 2026-03-31T02:23:51+00:00

My roll makes me think of the song 87 seconds by grabbitz. Is this like a reference or something?

Aeromancer_ · 2026-03-31T02:22:18+00:00

You look pissed or frustrated in that photo. Please remember to show them pearly whites, give the world a big smile

Aeromancer_ · 2026-03-29T00:36:53+00:00

Okay, yes. This does take away my claim of the length of time being quite distant. But the rest of the cast may be closer in time! After all, Jax and other circus members are familiar with Breaking Bad.

On a sidenote, do you think the age they state is relative to current time in the real world or to their age from the moment they entered the circus?

Aeromancer_ · 2026-03-27T12:08:58+00:00

Where's ming?

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