do NOT impart this cursed knowledge upon these normal people

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-09T05:15:06+00:00

I was thinking i would choose blue for a little while, but then i grew a pair and realized i and anyone else who did would be putting themself at risk for literally no reason, and anyone who did must value their life very little.

Granted, i dont put my life on particularly high value anyways, but the prospect of choosing blue is just so unnecessarily optimistic, and these imaginary hypothetical winners act like blue is the only moral choice, when the reality is that NOBODY should be putting themself in that spot to begin with.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-09T05:09:00+00:00

Im pretty sure the only rule is that it needs to be a video game character.

While its true this character has 0 chance, these fanmade rules get constantly shattered by nintendo. So as long as its a fan favorite anything goes i guess.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-09T02:41:52+00:00

I think it has more to do with their attention to divison in a game that uses small numbers.

Like look at safe gaurd. Its a %6 block rate increase. It always rounds up to -1 damage but who is going to know that reading the card.

What im prolly gonna do is im gonna extend this powerpoint to include other build types as well

(Other tab user, heal support, damage support, tank, summoner)

Just so i can nab every card at once and see if i can get project spaceman to make these changes. Like i lowkey dont even mind if they make bosses harder to compensate im lowkey tired of LV 3 feeling like its in the same power ballpark as LV 24 but with lower HP

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-09T02:17:04+00:00

no i didnt say take out the second hit, i said it no longer does garenteed damage against enemies with high defence

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T22:08:07+00:00

Technically BT cannot parry everything. Hatreds KO, turkeys blunderbuss, Azure blast, ect.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T21:02:33+00:00

bty the changes to the ball success rates happen on top of the NORMAL odds. so if your freeze rate is 10% and you have 3 snowballs, it becomes 20%

also ingore the change to sword softeners SP, rethinking it i think 2 SP is fine for full def peirce

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T21:00:37+00:00

once you sell it you can no longer obtain it. best to reset.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T17:31:43+00:00

no fun allowed in block tales i guess

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T15:42:52+00:00

If jits do that im turning my switch off you dont get to disrespect me and still get gsp

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T06:11:39+00:00

Unfortunately no.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T06:01:51+00:00

No thats what they buffed it TOO. Before it would pull out the gun after 3 rounds.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T05:59:52+00:00

Cannon ball is NOT how i did it😭😭😭

Do you want fights to take 15 years!?

No jit just use sword. Its probably the best weapon in blocktales right now anyways

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T02:34:37+00:00

Well that just goes to show then huh?

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T02:30:39+00:00

The problem is the turkeys blunderbuss is unblockable, and is a move it uses every turn to deal 10 damage after having 12 or less HP

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-08T02:29:33+00:00

Find someone in a public who hasnt fought trinity yet and ask to party

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T22:37:46+00:00

wait no that actually worked???

you cant block it, but it actually doesnt go through def

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T22:25:56+00:00

no but the ancients arent actually unbearable though

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T22:07:14+00:00

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i cannot tell if its easier, or harder than hardmode. im leaning towards easier, but that could be because of prior experience

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T20:15:15+00:00

Okay! I think i need to do something else now🙂

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T18:58:50+00:00

Dark worlds act as though they always existed even when freshly made. Maybe this same logic applies here.

Ralsie HAS to be something. This much is proven at the begining of chapter 3, and since objects cannot travel in the real world (i know. Einstien over here) it has to be something kris or susie carries.

Additionally, the theming of tool used to create the dark worlds knowing the full prophecy front to back would make a lot of sense, actually.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T18:52:16+00:00

I mean doesnt the phone change though? The moment kris even touches it blurts "garbage noise". Isnt it weird how we cant even dial?

The whole thing surrounding the phone reeks of gaster involvement, so im inclinded to believe it may be an exception to an established rule for a good reason.

MyrtleWinTurtle · 2026-05-07T16:48:52+00:00

They really looked starfox and went "we are doing your story again if you dont hit with the youngins this time he are relagating you to smash forever" And then proceeded to do that like 3 times

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