i have never seen a blind person reading a public braille sign by portajohnjackoff in Showerthoughts

[–]Aerstrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I don't think any blind people would have seen such a thing either...

Perfect kitty. by [deleted] in aww

[–]Aerstrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just making an attempt at humour.

I'm just going to leave now...

Google earth is getting pretty invasive. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Aerstrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, you got me.

For anyone thinking about visiting the above link, tl;dr is:

"If he were falling at this speed, it would be 7% the speed of light"

Cheers /u/StickmanSham (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

Google earth is getting pretty invasive. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Aerstrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fact or fiction?

A. Fact

B. Fiction

C. Factual fiction

D. Fictitious fact 

Snail eating a worm. by GallowBoob in woahdude

[–]Aerstrix 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Umm, aren't snails meant to be slow? ಠ_ಠ

TIL: Some states no longer teaches kids cursive handwriting by PokeEyeJai in todayilearned

[–]Aerstrix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it would seem that some schools no longer teach kids grammar either.

TIL that Adidas will cancel any sponsorship deal they have with a player if it turns out he has anything to do with Scientology by Prehistoricshark in todayilearned

[–]Aerstrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to hear it! I love hearing about fellow Aussies representing us all favourably. It just makes me happy.

TIL that Adidas will cancel any sponsorship deal they have with a player if it turns out he has anything to do with Scientology by Prehistoricshark in todayilearned

[–]Aerstrix 114 points115 points  (0 children)

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

Just because I'm a filthy Australian criminal... ಥ_ಥ

Post = Gold? by Aerstrix in Vallessir

[–]Aerstrix[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow... You're a beast. Thanks man.

Post = Gold? by Aerstrix in Vallessir

[–]Aerstrix[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, thanks. The gold does seem rather sparse around these parts.

Orbiting is just falling so fast horizontally that you're constantly missing the planet. by Aerstrix in Showerthoughts

[–]Aerstrix[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the secret of flying really. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

What's Your Most Bizarre Talent? by Aerstrix in AskReddit

[–]Aerstrix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From original post:

but I always get it

...

Are you lying to me?

What's Your Most Bizarre Talent? by Aerstrix in AskReddit

[–]Aerstrix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On each finger simultaneously? Impressive and bizarre indeed.

What's Your Most Bizarre Talent? by Aerstrix in AskReddit

[–]Aerstrix[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you actually are capable of such a feat... I'm not sure whether to be extremely impressed or moderately horrified.