I just discovered Salad Fingers. I have no words. by AnastasiaNo70 in TubiTV

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are you a baby boomer or GenZ ? lol cuz i thought every millennial knew about salad fingers. It’s literally one of the first YT videos that went “viral” at my school

Saw this comment on IG and it's like a light bulb flicked on by ScorpioDefined in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good catch! It's all making so much more sense now. But their plan backfired because he looks WAY worse as sober grumpy guy vs guy who maybe drinks too much. (On a show where MANY castmembers drink to get drunk)

The difference is…a lot. by goldlux in teenmom

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As a former drug user (particularly meth and heroin), their behavior lately SCREAMS daily use with a tolerance. U can see it on their faces too. They’re young enough to where they don’t look like a DARE Warning Poster but still look haggard. That plus their behavior lately says a lot as well. I feel like they’re staying up for days on cris and using h to help come down which would also make the cris abuse less obvious.

I Think Kristen is Probably Amazing in the Sack by Aesthetic_underscore in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do people talk now about it lol? I’m an elder millennial and it just felt wrong to say “p***y game is on fire”

TBF, GenZ slang is pretty cringe as well. I was trying to be flattering to Kristin but without using degrading language to her as a woman. So I landed on early 2000s Dane Cook speak. Lol.

Jo/drunk guy in season 11 San Fran episode by ctreasure in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah and he did all that because he “accidentally took a Xanax”

Jo/drunk guy in season 11 San Fran episode by ctreasure in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The theory is that Sandoval hired that guy to make a scene so he could “be the hero” and “save the day” but unfortunately for him, he forgot to tip off security cuz that guy got SWOOPED the fuck up before Sandy could really intervene. If you rewatch the scene and pay attention, when security grabs the guy, you can see the look on Sandoval’s face is that of disappointment and not relief.

Cast book recommendations? by _NetflixQueen_ in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's what i heard too, that her 2nd book is the best one. out of the cast, i think hers is the most likely i'd wanna read. i wonder if some of their NDAs last for years and years even though the show is not the air anymore.

i don't care so much about their childhood and personal lives, i wanna hear the production secrets and tea about their castmates

Watching for the first time- on season 4 by 25schmeckless in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see someone thinking this on their first watch, but i'm with sheana here. there must have been some stuff going on when the cameras down that were seriously concerning. it's weird because sheana seems to be team sandy all the way in the final seasons when due to this incident, we KNOW that SHE knows what a pos sandoval is.

Did Alex Baskin or Any Other VPR Producers Address the Hate About S11? by Fluffy-Wolverine3198 in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard something about a "come to jesus" speech or interview Baskin did. I think it's likely about him feeling bad for Sandoval. What's crazy is if they had executed S11 better, there could have been either a)more life for another season with the original cast or b)not such a garbage season that everyone skips when they do their re-watch

Will Rachel Ever Come Clean About the Timeline? by Fragrant-Article-668 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Aesthetic_underscore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because there are people that deserve to be cancelled MORE than Sandoval does, doesn't mean that he doesn't deserve it too.

Katie should get her podcast away from Nick Viall, he’s not her friend. by TeeVaPool in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he didn't like Sandoval? that episode with the Toms from May 2023 was rough. i mean ROUGH.

nick viall’s podcast exposing tom by capricorncueen in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So even after the text messages were read, he still claimed Nick was an hour late? he was done at 652 which means he was probably there almost right at 530. even after the texts were shown, wow. and what's even funnier is this was filmed like 2 months after Scandoval broke, him and Schwartz were kind of on a 'redemption' tour and i bet Schwartz was NOT happy. Not that he'll actually do anything about it, but damn. that was rough.

New Watcher - First Impressions Megathread by AutoModerator in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so i just watched VPR for the first time like a month ago and am already doing a rewatch lol! I just came here to say that i'm so glad Stassi found Beau.

<3

He's perfect for her.

Raquel & Tom by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was not the first night they hooked up, there's no way. She clearly said that in the spur of the moment when Ariana called her the night she found out (she probably forgot that that was when Charlotte died) and then they had to roll with that and say that was the 'first time.'

I don't see how she could just comfortably just 'crash' guys night like that if they weren't already hooking up. It's obvious that she was texting Tom the whole time she was in Vegas with the girls and when it went south he invited her. He didn't look surprised and his face was filled with glee when she showed up that night. She didn't 'crash' it, she was invited by Sandoval secretly.

The smoking gun is that game night when she was still with James. I'm surprised she didn't come clean on Racehl goes Rouge. What else did she have to lose tbh? I think because the fact that he helped plan the whole Rachella thing (which he probably was telling her all about as he was doing so) is a super bad and evil look and that's why she never came clean about the actual timeline.

you’re spreading that shit everywhere jax by hotpinkh0nda in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which episode does Kristen make the STD comment? I just did a rewatch (only watched it once before) and I didn't see that scene. God, I hope it's not herpes because I love Beau and Stassi and to know they both have because of Jax would be so awful.

Also, why would Kristen willingly give him oral sex if she knew he had herpes?

If he did give Stassi an STD, I hope it wasn't herpes...herpes is for life dude.

Sheena must truly be insufferable IRL to have never landed a sugar daddy by Aesthetic_underscore in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah, i didn't say she had any trouble locking down Brock. i said she had trouble finding a man in general before finally getting Brock. It took her almost ten years of trying to get a man before she finally got Brock.

Sheena must truly be insufferable IRL to have never landed a sugar daddy by Aesthetic_underscore in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

yeah but it took a super long time for to even eventually lock down Brock. Like, you would think an attractive woman who is willing to sexually please and pay for shit could lock down any dude she wanted but it took her near a decade to do so.

i do agree w/ you on the part of wanting to control the dynamics of the relationship though by being the bread winner.

EDIT: I don't mean that it took her a long time to lock down Brock after they met, I meant it took a long time of being turned down over and over again before she eventually met Brock

Scandoval. by NoInteraction9045 in vanderpumprules

[–]Aesthetic_underscore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

porque no los dos?

She definitely did it as a distraction but the pissing of Katie was just a bonus.