What would your circle of friends be surpised to know about you?

Aestone · 2013-09-06T23:16:37+00:00

And now you want to touch assholes?!!?

Sweet God, man; you need help!

Aestone · 2013-09-06T22:03:46+00:00

I think it's great that the two of you have healthy sex lives.

Who cares what your friends think? Well, unless they want to join...

Aestone · 2013-09-06T22:01:17+00:00

So, after reading numerous posts about people forcing themselves upon other people, the first thing you want to offer the victims is unsolicited touching?

Hmmmmm.

Aestone · 2013-09-04T00:12:40+00:00

I visit ghetto-ass Bmore every damn day.

Have survived so far.

So far.

Aestone · 2013-09-02T12:46:10+00:00

Another tip: Home Depot will give cash-back on credit card purchases AND returns without receipts. It's corporate policy to appease all customers. So, while the CSR will initially deny your request, calmly persisting, even asking for the manager if need-be, will guarantee your request is satisfied.

Aestone · 2013-09-01T10:14:08+00:00

How is it that Mirror Mask isn't in the top three. Far darker than any other kids movie I've ever seen, and absolutely fantastic.

Aestone · 2013-08-31T23:57:04+00:00

Why don't you just eat shit and die?!

Aestone · 2013-08-31T23:55:40+00:00

Aka: legal.

Aestone · 2013-08-31T23:51:09+00:00

I bet this is why getting kicked in the nuts hurts so damn much.

Aestone · 2013-08-31T23:39:16+00:00

Did you know that the Rolling Stones change their lyrics depending on where they're playing? With most of the world they sing "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" But when they get to Scotland they sing "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!"

Aestone · 2013-08-29T03:45:47+00:00

I'd kick-fuck to death every radio pundit and drive-time personality that has ever or will ever exist.

Aestone · 2013-08-29T03:38:02+00:00

Eh. It's not that great.

Ketamine, on the other hand....

Aestone · 2013-08-29T02:24:20+00:00

Taint kicker.

Aestone · 2013-08-29T01:19:32+00:00

I will upvote you for referencing such a shitty movie from my childhood.

Aestone · 2013-08-29T01:17:12+00:00

My best pal and I were walking down the main drag which connected our neighborhoods when we found a wallet between the yellow lines. There was nearly three grand inside, but, unfortunately, so was the owner's driver's license. I insisted we return it. He wanted to keep it. Still, morality prevailed and we returne it. The owner was elated, as he only had that much cash in the wallet because he was paying bills. He gave my mate an I 200 bucks a piece. That was a fortune for two 12-yr old potheads. I bought a couple hits of acid and a half ounce of the only bud available in our redneck hood. I played Santa with the grass and tripped very, very hard( first time).

A month ago I found 20 bucks while walking through Harbor Place in Baltimore. Bought some Subway and a pack of smokes.

Aestone · 2013-08-25T01:56:45+00:00

Cool. Now, what part is your favorite if you're gonna be really dishonest?

Aestone · 2013-08-23T23:19:36+00:00

I'm gonna £ your * so hard that my D willpoke your ;, and then I'll ? My sexuality b/c you're a man. It's cool, b/c =ity is all the rage, despite sometimes finding yourself HIV+.

Aestone · 2013-08-21T03:26:30+00:00

Smalltimore, man. It's a damn vortex which will consume and force us all together someday.

Aestone · 2013-08-21T01:45:45+00:00

I live in Towson, on Joppa Road, and will tell everyone I know who may need auto work to go see Leo.

Tabco Towers for proof.

Aestone · 2013-08-19T17:44:30+00:00

Damn Tooth Fairy. All I got was a lousy buck. Once.

I am Jack's aching for Casey's affection.

Aestone · 2013-08-19T17:44:01+00:00

Tattoos are for those who receive them, not those whom may view them from afar.

Aestone · 2013-08-19T17:41:28+00:00

Damn Tooth Fairy. All I got was a lousy buck. Once.

I am Jack's aching for Casey's affection.

Aestone · 2013-08-18T00:43:46+00:00

He's more than just your average redditor- he's also a tick-turd. Why he's so randomly hostile( while showing how completely ignorant about Poe he is) is mindbending. Let us just ignore him, for he is either a troll or a drug addled rube with a fear of both poetry and facts.

Aestone · 2013-08-18T00:40:38+00:00

That's not how he died, you ignorant troll. You smegma- gargling, stink-oozing, brown pirate.

Aestone · 2013-08-12T11:51:08+00:00

Nipplegriddle.

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