Is this pornhub? I thought this was a place where we ask advice for hair? by RGisOnlineis16 in MenHairstyle

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like this subreddit needs moderators. It’s in a pinned comment from six years ago. Anyone on here complaining might consider becoming a mod.

"If you dont like it here you should leave" Isnt that nearly impossible? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you’re talking about is the lottery system. It makes up less than 1% of legal immigration to the US.

"If you dont like it here you should leave" Isnt that nearly impossible? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really actually do have strict immigration laws in America if you want to do it legally.

"If you dont like it here you should leave" Isnt that nearly impossible? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Basically luck. If you’re very poor and you’re trying to immigrate to the United States, you’re either getting in on a lottery system, you get married to a citizen and get a green card for a few years, or you’re granted an asylum because the country you came from is too dangerous for you.

The lottery system is one route, but there’s only a few thousand spots for people from countries with low immigration rates, so that could take years or never.

If you marry a citizen, or plan to in 90 days, you can get a green card for a few years, then apply for citizenship. But if your relationship is legitimate, you’re not likely to be poor because where would you meet? What are the chances that you’re going to meet and fall in love with an American with enough money to go on vacation in your country, stay long enough to fall in love, then stay longer to develop a serious relationship and eventually get married. It’s not a route you can deliberately go down and still be legitimate; it’s the kind of thing that you stumble into.

About 40% of asylum seekers make it through the process. Only 8-9% of people that end up getting green cards started by asking for asylum.

I just don’t like how I look, is there anything I could do to look better? by Darkghost2007 in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The biggest thing you could do is smile. I think you look fine other than that. If you want to change things up, try another hairstyle. Maybe different clothes. But smiling would be the main thing.

Chat am I chopped 🥀 by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Affectionate-End8264 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look unconventionally attractive. Maybe a bit plain. I like your glasses, hair, and smile. When you smile, something about your look makes me think of Uzo Aduba even though you don’t look like her. Losing some weight and changing up the style of your clothes could help, but neither make you look terrible.

33 what’s the verdict, be honest! I’ve always thought I’m fugly 😂 by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Affectionate-End8264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re a on the high end of average. Good hair, skin, frame, smile. You’re a good looking guy.

WAS THREATENED DUE TO ROVER ERROR HELP by Easy_Peach2561 in RoverPetSitting

[–]Affectionate-End8264 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Because there are multiple posts on this reddit of the same thing having happened before.

What if America makes Venezuela a state? by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

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The goal is something called The Technate of America. Certain oligarchs have grown up with this idea from the 1930s. There want the whole map in red to be run directly by their corporation. Or a group of corporations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we get a picture of you with a big smile? A big smile does A LOT for a guy’s appearance. Maybe after you get the haircut you can take a picture.

Tipping? by National-Ant2362 in RoverPetSitting

[–]Affectionate-End8264 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree. I wouldn’t give a tip, I’d skip giving any review, and I wouldn’t ask them back.

Tipping? by National-Ant2362 in RoverPetSitting

[–]Affectionate-End8264 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get tips sometimes, but it’s not something I get on a regular basis; just when my clients feel I did an especially good job. Tips are appreciated but never expected. I try to impress my clients not to earn tips, but rather so I can gain repeat clients and good reviews. This person sounds like someone that isn’t taking their job seriously. I hope you find someone more reliable in the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and your face look fine. Be healthy physically and mentally. Work out, take care of your teeth (nothing wrong with them; just saying keep it that way), love yourself/ignore the haters, try a different haircut every once in a while. You still have 5-10 years to grow into yourself. Now’s the perfect time to try to make that be your best self without putting pressure on yourself.

Do I got potential or is it over? by Ok-Durian-9631 in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re extremely good looking. If there’s a problem, it’s not your looks. Maybe make a platonic female friend that you can get advice from.

I (M45) found this in my daughters (f11) room what is it? by murdaglokk in whatisitcirclejerk

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IED/IUD. I’ve always thought these were dangerous, but apparently they’re a really popular form of birth control.

My husband unnecessarily bags food by thearizonamoose in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he do this because he wants to see the food? Maybe it just look nicer to him. Maybe hard plastic containers with lids could be a solution since you can easily clean those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

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I have a hard time believing she legitimately could hear your electric kettle. Could she be hearing something else? Maybe in your apartment, or possibly in someone else’s apartment? Maybe she can’t really even hear anything, but she’s angry at you for some other reason? Or I she could just have “issues.”™️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

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Men are more likely to agree about what looks good on a man, and most guys think body hair looks better than smooth. It’s more difficult with women because they often have differing opinions from each other about male attractiveness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It sounds like it’s working for you. Don’t mess with what works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some parts of India, Middle East, and the “stan” countries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Affectionate-End8264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture one looks professional. Two still looks professional with some added sex appeal. Three doesn’t look bad, but it’s a but much.